Share stories of times when sex went awry. There are a few of these in the mood killer thread but I bet there are a lot more out there. I have watched a few episodes of that show " sex sent me to the er" and those are cautionary tales …
This could of been just a dream but I don’t think so.....I was a kid maybe 7 or 8 laying in my bunk bed. I didn’t hear any noise, I didn’t see any lights, I didn’t see anything but as I layed in bed I felt a hand touch my …
I love this song “Eating CF With the SG” and was wondering if there are any other songs in which the Suicide Girls get a mention in songs.
Won garrison in the army was staying in the barracks. I was lucky enough to have a much envied 2 man room. I had bottom bunk out of seniority but my room mate would often transfer his mattress and covers there while I was in the field. He thought I was still a week out for some reason and all my stuff was still on top. My girl friend met me at the barracks when I got back and as soon as I was showered she was hot and ready to go. I explained I needed to swap bed items but she said no let do it on the top bunk!... So we climbed up and proceeded with some hanky panky. Let me state this... There is not much space to the top bunk and ceiling. So I was on top. We were heavy at it when the door busted in and my room mate busted in with a friend. My girlfriend screamed bucked and pushed me to the side... Guess what? Yep wrong direction! I fell 6 ft naked and hard to the floor in front of them.... Busted my ass pretty damn hard and never busted a nut...