I feel like the internet equivalent of a deadbeat parent.
I have never been accused of being Ms. Save the World. I'll even be the first to tell you that I'm rather wasteful, I leave lights on, I don't recycle, and I take the longest showers imaginable. What I don't do, however, is throw my trash along the highway so that nocturnal creatures will mosey on into my path for a little late-night snack, and damn near kill me while I try my hardest not to swerve my car into a guardrail. Seriously, don't fucking do it. Sure it may feed some animals, and give the people sentenced to community service hours something to do, but it also looks trashy (no pun intended), it's bad for the environment, and most importantly, it's a huge inconvenience to me.
Because after all, that's who I'm REALLY looking out for.
ps. No baby raccoon was harmed during this story. But it almost was.
pps. Even though I JUST got back from 8 glorious days out there, I DESPERATELY want to go back to Sun Valley for more skiing. Get me the fuck outta here.
I have never been accused of being Ms. Save the World. I'll even be the first to tell you that I'm rather wasteful, I leave lights on, I don't recycle, and I take the longest showers imaginable. What I don't do, however, is throw my trash along the highway so that nocturnal creatures will mosey on into my path for a little late-night snack, and damn near kill me while I try my hardest not to swerve my car into a guardrail. Seriously, don't fucking do it. Sure it may feed some animals, and give the people sentenced to community service hours something to do, but it also looks trashy (no pun intended), it's bad for the environment, and most importantly, it's a huge inconvenience to me.
Because after all, that's who I'm REALLY looking out for.
ps. No baby raccoon was harmed during this story. But it almost was.
pps. Even though I JUST got back from 8 glorious days out there, I DESPERATELY want to go back to Sun Valley for more skiing. Get me the fuck outta here.