emma:
i love snail mail !
dizzy:
The fireworks dog can party at my bbq's any day.
palo:
Most people would enjoy the fact that I like making brownies and giving them away. wink
hopey:
thanks.
He will rule the world someday.

Manic monday was written by prine and given as a gift to Suzanne
ckdexterhaven:
fucking anti-hotlinker facists. biggrin

George Carlin's cool.
redmess:
that's some sweet 'tube action, my friend.
carlin is the shit. he's coming to vancouver but alas, my poor ass will be missing out.
toothpickmoe:
Those are two classy gentlemen in your journal. How'd they get in there? wink

As far as flaming goes, we do have Hollywood down here, sister, and they're pretty much totally queer. Or Jewish. Yehaw.
polly:
i saw a chimp stick his finger in his butt, smell it, and then fall straight outta his tree. it was awesome.
nali:
THANK YOU!
For helping me to dance around the kitchen.

I love little man in the red shirt dancing like he just don't care.
And I love getting my daily dose of Vitamin Freak.



tonkakatt:
but I like mac & cheese.
polly:
chimpanzee. yanno?
lylonijade:
I posted a blog just for you.
morgan:
Looks like I'll end up getting "The Gun Seller", "Darkly Dreaming Dexter", and a surprise book for Tangus!

Hooray new books!
mrmuller:
Well it never was all that active. I know what you mean though. I guess you need some new fun topics. There's only so much to talk about though, and you know it's impossible for me to be involved with anything "new Bond" without acting like Bruce Banner. I think maybe first off we need a newly redesigned logo.
mrmuller:
Or you or I could clean up the current one and make it look different or nicer.
ilsa:
Thanks! Naked sushi on hard gay... "I loved it!"
toothpickmoe:
Do you recognize who those bizzos are?

And, no, I'm sorry, but you're operating under false information. Booze-soaked watermelon is food with alcohol in it. Foodamahol is food that is alcohol. Never doubt me again.
mrsmeaney:
As long as it's not on the carpet.

Or my pillow. mad mad mad
mrsmeaney:
No. My favorite pillow. The one I bury my face in while I sleep.

You know? The one that lives in the dumpster now?

fatality:
kiss
skeneo:
Ha think you can take me old man lol i fear no BOOM stick the chainsaw maybe but not the BOOM stick biggrin
mrsmeaney:
I wish I could.

His rock-hard abs don't make for a very good night's sleep.

wink
girthy:
sharona1881:
^^^^^^^^^
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sharona1881:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.