Well it never was all that active. I know what you mean though. I guess you need some new fun topics. There's only so much to talk about though, and you know it's impossible for me to be involved with anything "new Bond" without acting like Bruce Banner. I think maybe first off we need a newly redesigned logo.
And, no, I'm sorry, but you're operating under false information. Booze-soaked watermelon is food with alcohol in it. Foodamahol is food that is alcohol. Never doubt me again.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.