torrent of pick up lines to follow in 3, 2, 1 ...

Probably not the best place to make this plea.

Hey pretty lady. Roses are red, violets are blue...how would you like it if I came home with you?

Or how about...
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away! Haha.

Ok...so I am really terrible at hitting on people and flirting, but figured I'd try.

mmm lets see heres one if I was in charge of the Alphabet I would U & I together

or if you worked at a bar I could ask you what time you get off, your answer maybe something like 2AM then I would say can I watch lol

If I was Peter Parker and you were MJ, I'd so choose you over anything Mephisto had to offer. Was that bad enough?

Well, she's dead now. You should have told me that before.

So I have to tell you my favorite one for years.


Nice shoes wanna fuck.

My wife hates that one, and so do most normal people. Too bad you won't get to see your boy until Sunday. It'll be worth the wait right. Hope you have a great weekend.

Damn. Too bad I have no cool lines. *Scratches head*

yu mean guys are not hitting on you?? what are they freaking blind to a beautiful hot lady like yoursef?????

*clubs you over the head and drags you back to cave*

dam hun am i going to have to move to your town and stalk ya?? LOL i would so send you flowers everyday just to show you how special you are......
im dong good....hope htings are ok with you...and remember this teddy bear will always luv ya

bah. i give up.

you wimmen-folk have been doing a fine job of tap dancing on my last nerve......yes i am grouping you all together and making a broad generalization, deal with it.

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Poof! I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.

Do you have a band-aid? Cause' I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know karate? Cause' your body is kickin'.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

or ....

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

That's all I got.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.

Is your father a thief? Because that's totally my Jetta you parked outside.

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

Haha. This is excellent. Really, really excellent. You have your own collection of "worst pick-up lines EVER" now, but I win because I'm the only one who mentioned farting while giving you terrible pick-up lines.

You Must Be The Reason For Global Warming Because You're Hott!!!

What happened to the boy?