My house smells like ass this morning. I wonder exatly what kind of strange things happened in my absence.
I just want the smell would go away.
Must drink and drive, after all it is such a beuatiful day out. But did I forget to mention that I hate going outside when it is sunny out. Of course that isnt really true. But we all need excuses.
How come whenever I actually plan something in advance that usually means jack shit will happen and I wont get laid. The joys of being self defeating.
But , I guess I do make a good fucking villan and so it only seems fitting that I would be my own worst enemy.
But seriously ,
Mr. Chaos, tell those fucking voices that run around my brain and wisper evil little suggestions to me, that its the weekend and now its time to stop being so fucking hyperactive.
But that wont happen, because often I forget to eat, carry on conversations with people without even saying a word.
I have to find paint to paint my eyeballs and prehaps buy another plant, because they seem to like living and only I can prevent forest fire.
I just want the smell would go away.
Must drink and drive, after all it is such a beuatiful day out. But did I forget to mention that I hate going outside when it is sunny out. Of course that isnt really true. But we all need excuses.
How come whenever I actually plan something in advance that usually means jack shit will happen and I wont get laid. The joys of being self defeating.
But , I guess I do make a good fucking villan and so it only seems fitting that I would be my own worst enemy.
But seriously ,
Mr. Chaos, tell those fucking voices that run around my brain and wisper evil little suggestions to me, that its the weekend and now its time to stop being so fucking hyperactive.
But that wont happen, because often I forget to eat, carry on conversations with people without even saying a word.
I have to find paint to paint my eyeballs and prehaps buy another plant, because they seem to like living and only I can prevent forest fire.