Y'know, sometimes I want to accuse Our Lady Peace of lying. I don't always think that life is waiting for me. Maybe it's my fault, though (which, I guess, is Raine's point). Maybe I'm supposed to somehow manage to get out of this house, teleport into the nearest town, and magically overcome my innate fear of other human beings, in order to commence the process of "having a life". Or, I could just stay here, and watch movies. Rearrange my Batman ...statues (I refuse to consider them action figures). Imagine, as a child does, that I can play guitar. Shit like that.
I could try doing something like a video blog on youtube. That might be exhilarating. But, I've got nothing to talk about. I really don't. I don't make nearly enough money to even consider talking about technology, all the time. And, given my current job, I can't even really discuss cell phones without having to make a giant statement about how I'm not affiliated with any given company, and that my position should be ignored, blahblahblah. I have no musical talent. I can't record video, let alone edit it (otherwise, I'd do like this guy, and rant about how ridiculous Batman has become since Grant Morrison took over).
I could always edit someone's site/writing. I'm rather anal about spelling and grammar. Anyone want some editing done? I'm pretty cheap.
Maybe I should stop bitching about what I can't do, and find something I can. Umm.
Nope. I got nothin'. Time to dri... OHMYGOD. I could talk about whiskey. Hm!
Jack Daniels Single Barrel is pretty excellent. Whenever I go to the LCBO (that's the Liquor Control Board of Ontario, folks), I grab something new, and a bottle of Single Barrel as a go-to. It has never let me down. Eventually, I'll compile a list of the stuff I've tried. I should find out what I'm talking about, though. Learn the terms, and stuff. That'd be wise. "I LIKE WHISKEY CUZ IT'S GUD" seems like it's cheating.
Until then, kids!
I could try doing something like a video blog on youtube. That might be exhilarating. But, I've got nothing to talk about. I really don't. I don't make nearly enough money to even consider talking about technology, all the time. And, given my current job, I can't even really discuss cell phones without having to make a giant statement about how I'm not affiliated with any given company, and that my position should be ignored, blahblahblah. I have no musical talent. I can't record video, let alone edit it (otherwise, I'd do like this guy, and rant about how ridiculous Batman has become since Grant Morrison took over).
I could always edit someone's site/writing. I'm rather anal about spelling and grammar. Anyone want some editing done? I'm pretty cheap.
Maybe I should stop bitching about what I can't do, and find something I can. Umm.
Nope. I got nothin'. Time to dri... OHMYGOD. I could talk about whiskey. Hm!
Jack Daniels Single Barrel is pretty excellent. Whenever I go to the LCBO (that's the Liquor Control Board of Ontario, folks), I grab something new, and a bottle of Single Barrel as a go-to. It has never let me down. Eventually, I'll compile a list of the stuff I've tried. I should find out what I'm talking about, though. Learn the terms, and stuff. That'd be wise. "I LIKE WHISKEY CUZ IT'S GUD" seems like it's cheating.
Until then, kids!