Why am I so fucking depressed lately? I need to get laid. I think that is really what is bothering me.
I no longer have friends. Why? Because I made it that way.
My sister said, maybe by the time you get married you will like men. Thats like me saying, maybe if you jump out of an airplane and your parachute doesnt deploy you will still live.
I went and saw my biological father. He is growing a handlebar mustache. He wants to be able to braid it. This isnt a joke. My sister keeps begging him to shave it off for her wedding. He told her not to worry, he will tie it above his head into a bow.
My mother has been cutting me some slack lately. I love watching american idol with her she is such a hater. God that sounds awfulit would have been a good performance if I didnt have to look at her face.
I took a guys virginity once. He came over two days ago. Apparently he was overly curious about how my life was going no one had informed him I was a lesbian. My sister refers to it as, lovin the ladies.
I suck so bad at bowling. I broke 50 the other night, and that is only because my dad bowled the last two frames.
I no longer have friends. Why? Because I made it that way.
My sister said, maybe by the time you get married you will like men. Thats like me saying, maybe if you jump out of an airplane and your parachute doesnt deploy you will still live.
I went and saw my biological father. He is growing a handlebar mustache. He wants to be able to braid it. This isnt a joke. My sister keeps begging him to shave it off for her wedding. He told her not to worry, he will tie it above his head into a bow.
My mother has been cutting me some slack lately. I love watching american idol with her she is such a hater. God that sounds awfulit would have been a good performance if I didnt have to look at her face.
I took a guys virginity once. He came over two days ago. Apparently he was overly curious about how my life was going no one had informed him I was a lesbian. My sister refers to it as, lovin the ladies.
I suck so bad at bowling. I broke 50 the other night, and that is only because my dad bowled the last two frames.
How confused is that guy now?? Did I make her a lesbian??