1. Fuck.
2. Yesterday was so incredible it needed an intro "Fuck." Ozzfest. I went yesterday. I'm sunburned, I'm sore, I'm tired, I'm beaten. I loved every second of it. Look at who I saw. Ozzfest. If that didn't work for you just go to www.ozzfest.com. I did bum out a little bit when I missed Slipknot, but all the bands leading up to them was just too much, and I passed out. Hah, first time I've ever done that sober.
3. For those of you who hear "Slipknot" and instantly convulse, I usually do the same, as their fans just piss the fucking shit out of me. Trailer park white trash motherfuckers. But, seeing as how they're claiming this to be their last tour, I did want to see what went on. And I didn't, oh well, I call bullshit on them being done.
4. Most metal fans are trailer park white trash mother fuckers. And I saw so many Budweiser, Bud Lite, Nascar, Chevy, Ford, pieces of apparel. So many mullets. So many "Rawk chix" with their 40 something "I saw Motley Crue in 86!!!". All fat motherfuckers in mid-drift tank tops or less. Then the body painting place REALLY let some of the ugly hang out. I think it was a 1:20 ratio of topless hot girls in body paint to topless fat, ugly girls in body paint, hell, some with fucking mullets. Ugh, the visual sacrifice for the audio pleasure.
5. So, that was all the second stage, which is just all one ticket. But in order to get down to the stage for the main stage bands, you need a pit pass. I was one pit pass short. So, I watched Superjoint, Slayer, Judas Priest, and Dimmu Borgir from a ways away. Then I found some buddies. "Dude!! Slayer's fucking wife gave us tickets!!" Turned out it was somewhat true. While the entire band's wife didn't give them tickets, the lead singer's wife sure as hell did. Pit passes and all. They took us down to see the entire original line up of BLACK FUCKING SABBATH. I damned near shat myself.
6. Sabbath opens with War Pigs. What do they have on the screen behind them? Footage from Iraq. bushie saying something, but you couldn't hear anything, on account of the music. But it looked similar to a CNN broadcast, but where it says "Live" on CNN, it said "Lies". I went insane. I couldn't believe that they did that. So fucking cool. Bill ward played that fucking bass so goddamned fast. Iommi was INCREDIBLE, Geezer Butler fucking killed it.
7. The only time my ears aren't ringing is when there's something of a moderate decibel around me.
8. Everybody who reads this is awesome, and should come to Western Massachusetts. Please?
9. Pictures. Go look at them.
10. Fuckin' ell! That took too goddamned long, and turned into FAR more than I meant it to. For those who lasted, tell me, maybe I'll reward you somehow.
Take it easy, Tyler
2. Yesterday was so incredible it needed an intro "Fuck." Ozzfest. I went yesterday. I'm sunburned, I'm sore, I'm tired, I'm beaten. I loved every second of it. Look at who I saw. Ozzfest. If that didn't work for you just go to www.ozzfest.com. I did bum out a little bit when I missed Slipknot, but all the bands leading up to them was just too much, and I passed out. Hah, first time I've ever done that sober.
3. For those of you who hear "Slipknot" and instantly convulse, I usually do the same, as their fans just piss the fucking shit out of me. Trailer park white trash motherfuckers. But, seeing as how they're claiming this to be their last tour, I did want to see what went on. And I didn't, oh well, I call bullshit on them being done.
4. Most metal fans are trailer park white trash mother fuckers. And I saw so many Budweiser, Bud Lite, Nascar, Chevy, Ford, pieces of apparel. So many mullets. So many "Rawk chix" with their 40 something "I saw Motley Crue in 86!!!". All fat motherfuckers in mid-drift tank tops or less. Then the body painting place REALLY let some of the ugly hang out. I think it was a 1:20 ratio of topless hot girls in body paint to topless fat, ugly girls in body paint, hell, some with fucking mullets. Ugh, the visual sacrifice for the audio pleasure.
5. So, that was all the second stage, which is just all one ticket. But in order to get down to the stage for the main stage bands, you need a pit pass. I was one pit pass short. So, I watched Superjoint, Slayer, Judas Priest, and Dimmu Borgir from a ways away. Then I found some buddies. "Dude!! Slayer's fucking wife gave us tickets!!" Turned out it was somewhat true. While the entire band's wife didn't give them tickets, the lead singer's wife sure as hell did. Pit passes and all. They took us down to see the entire original line up of BLACK FUCKING SABBATH. I damned near shat myself.
6. Sabbath opens with War Pigs. What do they have on the screen behind them? Footage from Iraq. bushie saying something, but you couldn't hear anything, on account of the music. But it looked similar to a CNN broadcast, but where it says "Live" on CNN, it said "Lies". I went insane. I couldn't believe that they did that. So fucking cool. Bill ward played that fucking bass so goddamned fast. Iommi was INCREDIBLE, Geezer Butler fucking killed it.
7. The only time my ears aren't ringing is when there's something of a moderate decibel around me.
8. Everybody who reads this is awesome, and should come to Western Massachusetts. Please?
9. Pictures. Go look at them.
10. Fuckin' ell! That took too goddamned long, and turned into FAR more than I meant it to. For those who lasted, tell me, maybe I'll reward you somehow.
Take it easy, Tyler
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welcome2thedawn:
fun times...so did you relocate or are going back to ak??? and just curious...was your mom upset because she didn't want you to get a tattoo, or she didn't like what you were going to get?
itzjusme:
HAHA. Even if I was to do such a thing....Why share such secrets with you? UNLESS....there was something in it for me. *cough*money&booze*cough*