1. After that whole episode, I have vowed to myself to never drink again. I never want another fucking drop of the shit. I'll just blow up. I'll combust. Puking up blood was the last straw.
2. I'm going to Utah in 19 days!!!! If you have any friends around the Salt Lake area, you should tell them to hit me up.
3. My hand hurts like a fucking whore. Thanks, Jager.
4. I'm cooking pork chips on the grill. They smell GOOOOD. I could never be vegan. As I stand here in my leather boots, with my leather belt.
5. I should narragate my entire life like the main guy in Family Guy did for like a week.
6. I'm going to quit work soon, I'll use my last week or so for Tyler/goof off time.
7. Man, not drinking will really put a damper on my going away party. Oh well.
8. Back to number 2. If you know people, ESPECIALLY femailes, send them my way. Hopefully I'll run into some luck and actually find somebody. Christ, it's been 2 goddamned years since I've really had anybody. Whatever, shut up, emo Tyler.
10. Time to finish those pork chops. I'll talk to you fools later.
Tyler.
2. I'm going to Utah in 19 days!!!! If you have any friends around the Salt Lake area, you should tell them to hit me up.
3. My hand hurts like a fucking whore. Thanks, Jager.
4. I'm cooking pork chips on the grill. They smell GOOOOD. I could never be vegan. As I stand here in my leather boots, with my leather belt.
5. I should narragate my entire life like the main guy in Family Guy did for like a week.
6. I'm going to quit work soon, I'll use my last week or so for Tyler/goof off time.
7. Man, not drinking will really put a damper on my going away party. Oh well.
8. Back to number 2. If you know people, ESPECIALLY femailes, send them my way. Hopefully I'll run into some luck and actually find somebody. Christ, it's been 2 goddamned years since I've really had anybody. Whatever, shut up, emo Tyler.
10. Time to finish those pork chops. I'll talk to you fools later.
Tyler.
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welcome2thedawn:
don't make me tell yo ass again!!!
welcome2thedawn:
ok loser...do i have to do everything??? here's a tyler update...tyler is doing well...he is in utah as of yesterday...woohoo...soon to be skiing....he has been sticking to the sober thing...aren't we proud...he has been surviving, barely, on cheese and bread...poor thing...oh and the best part...he will be taking group showers with other boys and taping it for us..HAH...ok, so maybe that part isnt' true...update your journal fucka!!!