Make me single already! I'm in the middle stages of separating from my wife. This process has been accelerated by her getting laid off. Now she's in line for her brother to completely bail her out and move out of the country. This means that the last year and a half of my life has been wasted for nothing and I should probably be pissed. I'm not. Actually, I just want to get out of this mess with my dick intact so that I can use it immediately once I settle in a new place.
Personal plans: First I get a new job. This will be accomplished by attending a second interview tomorrow. I have a lot of confidence that this will be IT. Second, I find a new apartment. This new apartment will be smaller than what I've got because its only going to hold one person. It is going to be close to the places I want to hang out in and it will be the first time that I will ever live alone. No more roommates and significant others. To be honest, I never wanted them anyways. Finally, I will file for divorce, thus separating my name from hers and declaring myself officially SINGLE!
From there, I will become a sexual demon. I will party hard and fuck even harder. I will lick, scratch, thrust, squeeze, suck, spank, grab and rub my way through life. I need to be unleashed. I am going to invest deeply in my own pleasure. I am going to find someone (or someones) to experience it with me. That's all I'm going to care about, too. I'm not interested in falling in love. I'm not looking for my soul mate. I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I'm not looking for someone who will balk at new experiences because someone's feelings might get hurt.
Ask not what my cock can do for you, but what you can do for my cock.
Personal plans: First I get a new job. This will be accomplished by attending a second interview tomorrow. I have a lot of confidence that this will be IT. Second, I find a new apartment. This new apartment will be smaller than what I've got because its only going to hold one person. It is going to be close to the places I want to hang out in and it will be the first time that I will ever live alone. No more roommates and significant others. To be honest, I never wanted them anyways. Finally, I will file for divorce, thus separating my name from hers and declaring myself officially SINGLE!
From there, I will become a sexual demon. I will party hard and fuck even harder. I will lick, scratch, thrust, squeeze, suck, spank, grab and rub my way through life. I need to be unleashed. I am going to invest deeply in my own pleasure. I am going to find someone (or someones) to experience it with me. That's all I'm going to care about, too. I'm not interested in falling in love. I'm not looking for my soul mate. I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I'm not looking for someone who will balk at new experiences because someone's feelings might get hurt.
Ask not what my cock can do for you, but what you can do for my cock.
I have to tell you another story about why I hate my dorms.