wow, long haitus. whoops. i've been working and blah de blah.
what's all the news fit to print? well, maybe just a little story from the last weekend... it's about me, and the devil. well, the clear liquid japanese devil known as sake. long have i loved it. but it has been my nemesis since the dawn of time...
after work on friday, my consort and i headed over to our bosses' ( they're married)' house to drop off paperwork and chit chat. they're aboput 10 years older than us, and pretty cool, but have lots more moolah. ( note: actually, my boy is my boss. technically he's the manager. whenever he grabs my butt at work or anything i tell him he's harrassing me and threaten to call the authorities. truth be told, i still boss him around.) so anyway we're at the bosses nice house and they invite us in for beer/wine. and one leads to 2 leads to a few glasses of wine for me, and next thing i know we're looking up our mutual friends felony arrest records on the internet...
... and talk of food comes up. i want sushi, we all want sushi... and then the demon drink sake is mentioned. and my boy mentions how is turns me into a monster, and our guy boss is a rowdy guy and we've been arguing all night. so he offers to buy me a damn bottle of the stuff. then my boy's like, " um i don't know about that..." and my better judgment has gone bye bye, and i'm all big talkin, " i can drink it. it was just those few times i blacked out! it was a freak thing..." well, the lady boss and i go pick up sushi from the resaurant, and when we get back the boys have gotten sake...
... bascially after dinner, my memory is a blank. all i remember is waking up at same point on a bathroom floor, and freaking out. " where am i? is anyone else here???" lucky for me, i'm at home, and have only been there for a few minutes, and only my boy was there. i didn't make too much of an ass of myself before we left, or he doesn't know because he was in the other room. then at a certain point i went right up to him and said very bossily, " we have to leave. NOW." and he being the smart cookie that he is, immediately drove me home, where i passed out on the bathroom floor for several hours. he covered me with a towel and gave me a pillow. and i woke up the next morning in bed with no clothes on, having no idea how or when i'd gotten there.
and i have vowed, never ever to drink sake again. i love it. but for some reason it has powers over me that no other substance does. for god's sakes, i've snorted roofies, and remembered the whole damn evening!!! but a few glasses of sake, and i'm a blank slate.
PLEASE HELP ME NAME OUR CAT. it's been a couple weeks, and the boy won't help me. i will have to name him my dAMN SELF. these are the names i've narrowed it down to:
* grendel
* kato ( like the pink panther's assistant)
*ash ( as in evil dead 2, etc)
*zui kwan ( name for drunken style of kung fu. kitty likes to drink beer. i swear.)
*maekju (means beer in korean)
what's all the news fit to print? well, maybe just a little story from the last weekend... it's about me, and the devil. well, the clear liquid japanese devil known as sake. long have i loved it. but it has been my nemesis since the dawn of time...
after work on friday, my consort and i headed over to our bosses' ( they're married)' house to drop off paperwork and chit chat. they're aboput 10 years older than us, and pretty cool, but have lots more moolah. ( note: actually, my boy is my boss. technically he's the manager. whenever he grabs my butt at work or anything i tell him he's harrassing me and threaten to call the authorities. truth be told, i still boss him around.) so anyway we're at the bosses nice house and they invite us in for beer/wine. and one leads to 2 leads to a few glasses of wine for me, and next thing i know we're looking up our mutual friends felony arrest records on the internet...
... and talk of food comes up. i want sushi, we all want sushi... and then the demon drink sake is mentioned. and my boy mentions how is turns me into a monster, and our guy boss is a rowdy guy and we've been arguing all night. so he offers to buy me a damn bottle of the stuff. then my boy's like, " um i don't know about that..." and my better judgment has gone bye bye, and i'm all big talkin, " i can drink it. it was just those few times i blacked out! it was a freak thing..." well, the lady boss and i go pick up sushi from the resaurant, and when we get back the boys have gotten sake...
... bascially after dinner, my memory is a blank. all i remember is waking up at same point on a bathroom floor, and freaking out. " where am i? is anyone else here???" lucky for me, i'm at home, and have only been there for a few minutes, and only my boy was there. i didn't make too much of an ass of myself before we left, or he doesn't know because he was in the other room. then at a certain point i went right up to him and said very bossily, " we have to leave. NOW." and he being the smart cookie that he is, immediately drove me home, where i passed out on the bathroom floor for several hours. he covered me with a towel and gave me a pillow. and i woke up the next morning in bed with no clothes on, having no idea how or when i'd gotten there.
and i have vowed, never ever to drink sake again. i love it. but for some reason it has powers over me that no other substance does. for god's sakes, i've snorted roofies, and remembered the whole damn evening!!! but a few glasses of sake, and i'm a blank slate.
PLEASE HELP ME NAME OUR CAT. it's been a couple weeks, and the boy won't help me. i will have to name him my dAMN SELF. these are the names i've narrowed it down to:
* grendel
* kato ( like the pink panther's assistant)
*ash ( as in evil dead 2, etc)
*zui kwan ( name for drunken style of kung fu. kitty likes to drink beer. i swear.)
*maekju (means beer in korean)
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suoda:
i am off SG as of tomarrow.. just letting you know it's been great talking to you and learning more about south korea. sounds fascinating... hope all is well with ya. i hope to talk to ya soon. take care.
yurippitys:
Name the cat "Little Cat" Hey little cat, come here little cat. That way even people who dont know it can know its name.