heading into another weekend. where are my friends, they do not call?
i've been watching way too many decorating shows. i want to paint the walls, but i rent! is there a show for that yet? all these decoratey surprise shows feature people that own their homes, but what about po shmoes like me who merely rent gorgeous houses but have no fucking clue where to put the couch? there should be a show where people sneak into a renter's house and magage to redecorate without breaking the lease. and i want to be on it. i want stuff hanging from the celiings! feng shui up the ass! color! rugs that don't look like we got them from our parents!
this is a madness.
ok, so winner of girl crush of the week is astrid. she brought up amy winn, from trading spaces. why didn't i think of that? she's dreamy, and kinda burly, and she could interior design the hell outta my place while at the same time givin me sweet sweet lovin.
kitty rocks. remains unnamed. doesn't seem to like catnip??? maybe he is too young. i want to live at the vet's office because she's so nice, and her office is in this old historic hospital, and well decorated with cat art.
question: will i be one of those crazy cat ladies when i get old? oh, and any ideas for a cat name? (we're stumped because the last cat we had we named neko, which is japanese for cat, and then we only called him kitty. and he ran away. )
i've been watching way too many decorating shows. i want to paint the walls, but i rent! is there a show for that yet? all these decoratey surprise shows feature people that own their homes, but what about po shmoes like me who merely rent gorgeous houses but have no fucking clue where to put the couch? there should be a show where people sneak into a renter's house and magage to redecorate without breaking the lease. and i want to be on it. i want stuff hanging from the celiings! feng shui up the ass! color! rugs that don't look like we got them from our parents!
this is a madness.
ok, so winner of girl crush of the week is astrid. she brought up amy winn, from trading spaces. why didn't i think of that? she's dreamy, and kinda burly, and she could interior design the hell outta my place while at the same time givin me sweet sweet lovin.
kitty rocks. remains unnamed. doesn't seem to like catnip??? maybe he is too young. i want to live at the vet's office because she's so nice, and her office is in this old historic hospital, and well decorated with cat art.
question: will i be one of those crazy cat ladies when i get old? oh, and any ideas for a cat name? (we're stumped because the last cat we had we named neko, which is japanese for cat, and then we only called him kitty. and he ran away. )
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