Well, things were weird about three hours ago.

Are you kiddin' me?! Hangovers are awesome!

There's no other reason to drink, really.

There you go throwin' away the most awesome part!

Don't you got no sense of aesthetics?!

There I was thinkin' you was a man o' kulcha.

D'wah?

Just make sure that all activities with said donut are Christian.

You're doing un-Christian things to a donut?

Did you know Nixon started the EPA?

OK random stupid question (most likely) but you've read The Jungle right?

Oh my, it's right up your alley in a muck-racking socialist kinda way. You really need to read it. I read it when I was helping out my grandfather. I meant to say something to you about it, but it totally slipped my mind. Anyway, read it now!

Sounds great, but you have to give me a three beer start. I hate pain.

see, what i dont get is, these guys, theyve all got the weird facial hair and intense bug eyed stare you do, so whay are they so lame and yous so crazy!

(rollz eyes)

one what, DorkLanD3r?

Thanks - It feels fabulous! I may be poorer, but I'm much happier.

I'm taking my morning poison in the form of Bill Kristol. His cocky wrong-headedness is like arsenic.

I have it taped for consumption this evening.

That contemptible wretch, Kristol, has the nerve to be outraged at Moyers because of the charges that are leveled against himself and the pre-war fawning press. Everyone that disagrees with this war and, it's architects, is ludicrous, to his mind.

He is one of the poster boys for the dangers of thinking that you're smarter than you are.

Awww. You're funny (shhh, don't tell anyone I said that) and clever. It's appreciated.

Thank you.

I strive to be more mesmerizing than you are.

Far shorter than I'd hoped for...

You're quick.

Alas, the Irish, English, & French blood within me canna overcome the sheer brutality/sensuality of your gaze.

That's one of my "sucking my fingers clean" shots.

Well, that's my schtick.

And Zarth said, "That's what SHE said."

And Zarth said, "That's what SHE said."

Especially considering I am not a communist. But I guess he can't let little things like details get in the way of his point.

You are slutty and braggadocios. And I envy that deeply.