Well, not quite.

But close.

You mean I missed out on a drunk dial?

I get that way after one drink. I love the world, and I want to call everyone. There are plenty of people on this site who've had to witness this in person, or have been on the receiving end of my drunken phone calls. I'm surprised I still have friends.

You need to leave me messages where you slur out some poetry, or something.

It's only too often if you wind up passing out


How is your freedom tasting?

Well, when you swallow mass quantities of alcohol as your chaser, that has a tendency to happen

That was all I could think to do really. Sometimes I'm not so good with words when it's not something silly.

Gah, I already threw up once today. . . . don't make it happen again >.<

Yeah I never had the pleasure of knowing her either, but I was always in awe of her beauty.

I woke up feeling ill =/ Unfortunately.

Oh, I'll be fine. I'm a strong girl.

Well, I'm damn good at pretending to be, at least =)

Truer words have ne'er been spoken.

Thanks a lot, man. I just wish I had your way with words
I don't even think it's really sunk in yet. But thank you

its a she
named Venus
half siamese
bought her at trailer park when she was 7 weeks old
fifteen dollars
she is completely nuts and i love her to death
above all she acts like she is a lil pittbullcat LOL she lives with two pitts
shes awesome
and thank you

Oh, look. Here's a preview of what I sound like.

Hangover = TERRORISTS WIN!

-TM

Lame! Get with it, pops.

Don't pick up your phone! I'll call you and leave a message, yeah?

</dweeb>

Message.

I am way awake right now. It's terrible. It is a good thing I've not been drinking.

Mmmmmmmm. . . .

As it were

♥

And I'm thinking of puctures and scratches now. . . as it were

And that, sir, is my favorite =)

Both, yes. Mutual enjoyment is the most exciting kind ♥

Yeah, it's probably the coffee and sugar. I'm not too bright.

Oh god. . . . . .

Yes.


That is some phenomenaly hot writing.

uh. . . . yeah. I don't know what else to say. . . .

/wet

Holy fucking hotness!