Sorry about your toy, love. I know how much it sucks to loose one. I've actually started getting cheap ones so I'm not upset when I lose it. My next plan will be to get a FEW cheap ones so that when one goes, I have a back up.
Yuck dental surgery... my best wishes to you being drugged enough you don't even know that you're done with it. When my ex had dental surgery, I went to get him afterward and he kept protesting that the surgery hadn't even been done yet. LOL!
Awww... it is so sad when a good vibrator dies. I'm still in shock that I've found one that managed to last about 2 years... all of my others didn't make it to 6 months. So it goes.
Last time they knocked me out, I slept for almost 24 hours straight. I say almost, because they woke me up to bring me home, and they woke me up to give me painkillers and yogurt for lunch.
There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said For Valentines Day Im going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesnt like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said For Valentines Day Im going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesnt like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said For Valentines Day Im going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesnt like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man gets drunk and so does the giraffe, the giraffe falls down dead drunk on the floor, so the man gets up to leave and the bartender yells at him " HEY you can't just leave that layin there" and the man says " That's not a lion it's a giraffe" OMG I AM SO FUNNY : P
A moose walks into a bar and takes a giant shit in the middle of the bar. Bartender screams, "Ay, Moose, get the fuck outta 'ere." The Moose responds, "well, I wasn't gonna stay here anyway, not with these prices."
Thank you for your comment on my set! Im not sure how many people actually read the intro (which to me is quite important) so im flattered you mentioned it.
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but RIP! 
) but i understand that it sux...
Good luck tomorrow!