psychobettie13:
is that a case of damned if you'd get a finger up the bum, damned if you don't? I don't receive such things.
..i put that down to all the drunk pics of me on mine, it's fantastic.
vortext:
Modern soliloquy,

I fear i may have to improve my patter.

haha.
veloriaa:
amazing!!!!
veloriaa:
you most certainly will be seeing me there smile
spamtwo:
Yet he doesn't say who's finger it would be
mark4579:
i think if you went by rule of averages and tried that line its got to work at least once right?
gufina:
Thx love! If you want some latex, let me know! (I'm very inexpensive!)

kiss
gufina:
I can do the first one for 60 euros! If you look on the net you'll find dress like that for almost 130 euros!

:-)
vortext:
Squid head-wears in.

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reena:
OMG! As if they actually dared to send that! Some people are very, very odd....at least it made us all giggle biggrin
sky:
are you going to be at johns later? i think me and mark are going to go for a drink at the lamb... i feel ROUGH right now though, haha. x
veder:
Thanks so much for the comment on my set smile
That mypsace message is brilliant. The best one I got was
'Don't worry about a thing, I'm your Prince Charming and I am here to make everything alright'......er ok then!!
xxx
strawberrybomb:
Haha nice! Omg Muse are amazing live, if you ever get the chance to see them do! I had such a good night.
sky:
lovely to see you as always my dear! x
blackdahlia:
that is so nice
what a gentleman
lol
biggrin
mat8drb:
Yeah, Inglorious Basterds was good. I wouldn't see it again for a while; it isn't that kind of thing - but it was a bloody good ride.

Did you reply? Were you even tempted?
candee:
hahahahahahatongue
voldenae:
Best line ever! lol

I have a guy on myspace keep writing my zombie poetry that always ends in him eating my brains as a pick up line because my name has "Zombean" in it...I get one about every other day now, I'm too entertained at the moment to stop him.

I'll have to copy one to send to you for you to lol at.
gufina:
yeeeeeah!! biggrin
casca:
I asked Dave if he would be up for it but he said the guy wasn't his type, lol.
strawberrybomb:
Strawberry ribena is 2 for 1 in tescos at the moment. I've stocked up, I love it. Thanks, today wasn't too bad. I even got a thanks for helping out which I wasn't expecting.
discosleaze:
haha nice.

i once had a guy say that he'd save the money and fly over from africa and bring me back to make me his wife.
he was like the air a breathe you will breathe the food i eat you will eat etc then he said when i die ill haunt you so you can never be with another man and youll always think of me :/
weird....
rayden_mdr:
Nice, bet he's a right class bloke. The sort you'd meet and take home to introduce to the folks lol

Still made a fair few people laugh!
machiko:
hahahaha awesomeness!!! wink

xoxoxox
miyo:
it's a ship biggrin So swollen right now!