Hmm, I think you're on to something. Bad girls in those days had a certain edge that the mass-produced celebutards now don't seem to, plus the ability to talk in complete sentences. And, of course, those magnificent hairdos.

Yes, Shel, I admittedly knew that you wouldn't be loving that Alf video...but I sent it, anyway. And you know why?

How've you been, Shel?

Depression?

We're going to meet up with friends Tim, Jessie, and Heather for the weekend. None of them have been to Chicago before and all five of us are herbivores. And, yes, I admit that chowing down at Soul Vegetarian will be a highlight for me!

hah! I know. Believe me, Shel, I'm aware of how non-hard-working I am. I'm just extraordinarily lucky. And I don't even know why...

C. and I always look for certain kinds of restaurants on trips. We're looking forward to our first foray into Costa Rican cuisine!

Be sure to take a look at the picture that testykitty sent to me the other day!

It's in my journal now. Her phone camera has very good resolution!

I hope I get to meet you one of these days....You're awesome and you fucking kick ass.

For what it's worth, Shel, I'd want you on a jury that was determining my fate.

Hmm, maybe I should I ask that question in a journal entry. Of course, if the question became popular, no one would pick Afterbirth and he'd get all weepy. You know how emotional he gets!

Ahh, Soul Vegetarian!

So it's safe to say that your prior experience with juries has been fairly limited?

You left out Taxi (my personal fave from the 70's) and Charlie's Angels is not a sitcom.

Do you realize you're the only one who actually responded to anything I posted?
Except Anaxarete and she couldn't spell "exercise".
Oh the mortification....

Ha---you're just an omnivore 'til the end, aren't you, Shel?

I may have to use that trick myself even if I don't actually know someone being tried. "Oh, yeah, I know the defendant. I paid him/her $200 to fuck an oak tree while I watched." That would get me home quickly!

I do remember that poster. I have a few kicking around somewhere myself. I agree about the wild salmon, I prefer it grilled. I've been eating a lot of smoked salmon for breakfast these days. I signed up for DSL but it won't be online until Monday. I'll have to suffer with dial up for a few more days . How are things with you??

Nah---he knows better than to take me seriously!

I HATE THe Jeffersons!
That show gave me a headache.
One Day At A Time was good though.
And Good Times.

And I most certainly do not take Mr. Surly over there seriously.
Please don't insult me like that!

I think surly and I are way ahead of you and playing our own game.
Don't worry.
It's funny!
Like his face!

I was a Hart To Hart fan as well, not to mention Vegas.
And to think I still turned out this cool...

Yeah, I threw "mock" in there to be funny.

haha.

Dan Tanna?
You don't remember Dan Tanna?

Mike!
Straighten her out!

Is surly old enough?
Hmmm.

Tell ya what -

you be pathetic and I'll be em.

Ahh, Afterbirth just hates me. I guess I'll just have to live with mock and scorn. Again!

Oh, and it was spelled

Dan Tana

and

VEGA$

And I consider myself slightly em!

Even though he at first shunned my SG friend request?

NO!!!

EM + PATHETIC = EMPATHETIC!!!