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Feeding homeless people pb&j sandwiches today again. I always get jealous because I love pb&j but don't eat them anymore because I eat "clean". But then I think about how that's probably one of the few pleasures they have right now. #feelingblessed. Yes I hashtagged. #andwhat???

I'm getting an Android phone next week (I know what you're thinking..."but you work for Microsoft!"...don't judge!). Anyway, does anyone know if there's an app out there for SG? There isn't in the windows store, but that's not surprising. Just wondering if there's an app so I can get notifications on my phone instead of having to refresh my phones browser every time.

...Wayne Static's death? It still deeply saddens me. RIP Wayne. I enjoyed your Wisconsin Death Trip.

Need I say more? Is it homosexual for me to scream that song when it comes on the radio? Do I care? Nope!!!!

I laugh at my own jokes so that you don't have to. But you probably will anyway, because I'm hilarious. :)

...when your wheelchair wheels start squeaking in the middle of the day, and your wheeling around the office sounding like a mouse! Lol! Winter is almost here, according to the sound of my chair!

My red ear slider turtle just pooped on his basking area! They always poop in the water! Wtf! Gross!!!

...that the "cups song" doesn't say "you're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my TACO. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone"????? Pppsshhhhh I call bullshit!

In efforts to bring about more smiles to peoples faces, I plan on writing more funny blogs on here. The ironic thing about this blog is I have nothing funny to say. If that made you laugh, then I have just created double irony. And thus you proved me a liar. Great job.

You know when you're a SG fan when you see pics of a hot naked girl and notice her tattoos. :)