vulgar

Tomorrow night there's an 80's themed prom at a bar that I frequent.
I never got the chance to go to my prom so for some reason this became a big deal to me.
My prom date is adorable & my dress is just as cute.
I'm school girl nervous & have crazy butterflies in my tummy.
I'm so silly.
I miss getting excited over...
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I think it's time to get my drink on.

Happy Birthday to ME!

In less than four hours I'll be at Rumsey Playfield seeing Cake!
Super excited for that!

It's a rainy day & I'm off from work.
Today feels like a good day to bake some cookies & pumpkin bread.
Maybe I'll finish up some crochet projects I've been slacking on.

High heels, apron, crochet hook: get ready for me.
Some days, I like to be a lady.

I think todays tunes will consist of Janis Joplin & Cake.
What better to bake...
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Gahhh.
I need access to a printer & scanner so I can move this fucking process along!
I'm starting to get antsy.

So, either somebody really adores me & decided to give me access to Suicide Girls for 3 months, or Suicide Girls is doing so bad that they have to lie to their customers to get them back & then hope that they become addicted to the website again.
I'm hoping it's the first one; I could definitely use an admirer.
Either way, yay!
Three months...
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