I have cancelled my account, so I'll only be here for another week.
So I saw this in the paper a couple days ago:
"A 21-year-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a...
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"A 21-year-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a...
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cheech:
Yeah I saw that- News of the Weird. They ran a story a couple years back about guys in Finland injecting themselves with vodka, too.
Me? I just like to drink it. Like the George Dickel label says- "fine sipping whisky". I am living proof you can get sky-high-blasted just sippin'.
Me? I just like to drink it. Like the George Dickel label says- "fine sipping whisky". I am living proof you can get sky-high-blasted just sippin'.
The Superbowl is on, and I have a 102 degree fever 
Fun fun.....
Fun fun.....
freefalling:
oh no! i hope you feel better!!!
Anagrams I have found online when I was bored:
Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes -...
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Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes -...
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cheech:
One of my faves is:
Robert Dole - elder robot
...although as a non-Republican, I have to say I have some respect for Bob; he seemed pretty upfront, not like such a phony as some of them (i.e. all the ones in office right now).
I had a friend whose name made two really cool ones:
Dante Myriad
Dairyman Ted
I don't wanna say her name online, cuz it's yknow online, but it's moot cuz that's her marriage name anyway and they divorced...
Robert Dole - elder robot
...although as a non-Republican, I have to say I have some respect for Bob; he seemed pretty upfront, not like such a phony as some of them (i.e. all the ones in office right now).
I had a friend whose name made two really cool ones:
Dante Myriad
Dairyman Ted
I don't wanna say her name online, cuz it's yknow online, but it's moot cuz that's her marriage name anyway and they divorced...
"Our paradigm now seems to be: Something terrible happened to us on September 11, and that gives us the right to interpret all future events in a way that everyone else in the world must agree with us. And if they don't, they can go straight to hell."
-- Bill Clinton
-- Bill Clinton
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siqkat:
I think Bill is going to heaven himself 
Platypuses...LOL..they are more funny than strange
Platypuses...LOL..they are more funny than strange
monkeybutt:
good quote.
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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pb:
we should make some firm plans for 20 Jan
i know there's talk about Union Station...but it's just been talk...
are you off that day?
i know there's talk about Union Station...but it's just been talk...
are you off that day?
siqkat:
It is the 20th and I was working. Would like to know what happened. 
Today is my half-birthday. Take note Motherfuckers!
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tryst:
yeah, no shit. Happy half-birthday, dorkus. Sorry I haven't called you back. I've been working almost every day this holiday season. Hopefully I'll still see you on the 14th though.
cheech:
Yeah, I will likely see the show on Friday. We were in Falls Church last night, actually... and my head hurts! I am still learning the drink-mixing thing.
Woo Hoo. What a holiday season.
For New Years Eve, I stayed home and did my laundry. No one I know was in DC anyway. On the plus side, my favorite team/ alma mater won the Rose bowl on News Years day - great fun.
January should be a good month - nothing much I really have to do this month, just the way I...
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For New Years Eve, I stayed home and did my laundry. No one I know was in DC anyway. On the plus side, my favorite team/ alma mater won the Rose bowl on News Years day - great fun.
January should be a good month - nothing much I really have to do this month, just the way I...
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walkswithbears:
i have all the futurama dvds - you should listen to some of the later commentaries, they're absolutely hilarious!
Peter Griffin: As we all know, christmas is the tim eof year when Jesus rises from his grave to feed on th flesh of the living. And we sing christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
Man in the crowd 1: Outrageous!! How dare he say such blasphemies!! I've got to do something!
Man in the crowd 2: Bob, there's nothing you can do....
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Man in the crowd 1: Outrageous!! How dare he say such blasphemies!! I've got to do something!
Man in the crowd 2: Bob, there's nothing you can do....
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Woo Hoo! Done with exams, half way done with law school.
Pretty soon I'll be one of those law-talkin guys!
Pretty soon I'll be one of those law-talkin guys!
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cheech:
Being able to law-talk is fine, but I'd rather be able to talk dog.
tryst:
thanks for the dope testy, goofus. I'll have to return the favor soon. Booyah! Come to Richmond! Now!