ok i was tagged by 4stella4star to do a survey so here goes.
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
my eyes. i have very blue eyes, i get complimented on them more than anything.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
i'd start a war on the atrocity that is detroit. my war would try to rebuild the city back into a respectable place. hopefully no one would be stupid enough to protest.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
i'd wanna be played by denzel washington and my lover would be christina ricci (circa buffalo 66)
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
regular coke.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
i have no opinion on hair. i like good hair when i see it, but have no idea about best hair ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
well i guess this means i still get tp pick a girl then, so i'd say scarlett johannson.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
i'm sure it's happened but i can't recall a good story to go along with it.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story
ok this wasn't that long ago. i was with my best friend and his dad. we started drinkinga round noon, just beer though. we drank pretty much all day, not slamming one after the other but a nice steady flow of drinking. so the evening comes around we get together with some other people to go out to some bars. first place we go to is an american legion hall which is a weird place to drink. they had dollar drink noght though, and they had sol. sol is this great mexican beer that's like $9 for a six pack. so i'm downing them like there's no tommorow. we leave there and head to the trolley stop. i'm drunk but not out of control. we show up to the trolley stop and it's their power hour which is actually two hours. so for these two hours they are having dollar drinks. i'm drinking alot more and now i'm wasted. i usually don't drink liquor cuz i tmakes me sick, but keep in mind i'm destroyed by this point. so my friends sister brings over 2 shots of i don't know what. i down them both. i start to feel a bit queasy. we leave the trolley and head to the next bar. the whole ride over i'm nauseaus. so i tell my friend when we arrive i'm gonna stay in the car and try to recover and meet them inside in a few. so i'm layed back in the car with the window down taking in some fresh air. then it hits me i have to puke and puke now. i open the door and the car alarm goes off. in my drunken state it scares the piss out of me and sends me into near madness. i stumble to the back of the car and start puking. so i'm at the back of the car puking fucking car alarm blaring, and my friend comes out of the bar and is having a good chuckle at my expense. he then takes me back to his house to recover, it was a rough evening.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
one filled with criterion dvds and money.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
justin timberlake of course, they'll get back together i swear!!!
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
tough question but i guess american psycho.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar
not sure about exact weight but upper 200's when i was in high school and played football. i weigh less now but i had more muscle then... oh woah is me!!!
13. Ever puked and run?
no. if i'm puking i'm not running anywhere.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story.
just one??? this has happened plenty of times. i work nights so it's hard to get a regular sleeping pattern and i'm often tired. so there's been alot of times where it's been jerk off or go to sleep and sleep has won.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie
i have severe social anxiety
i once ate a wooden nickel on a dare
i love my dvd collection like a person
i hate my boss
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly pic
4stella4star see her entry the pic of her with the kennedy plate is my current favorite.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
their favorite meal.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
don't kill the messenger
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
too hard to answer, i guess just see buffalo 66 it's my favorite piece of art.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
no. if i did though it would probably involver her doing that crazy yodel she does. i hate yodeling.
21. Whats your favorite animal? Show us.
a cat.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
i normally would answer red, but i think it's green. i have no idea why though.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
hips big breasts um just about anything.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
a definite ten.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
so i don't have to hear your stupid fucking mouth!!!
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
yes if you don't refill them you should be shot on site.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
done to me nothing to crazy maybe some slapping, biting. to someone else i had a partner that loved to be held down during. so during one session i held her wrists really hard above her head. the next day when i saw her she had finger shaped brusises all over her wrists. didn't mean to hold her that hard.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
someone i could talk to. you could always jerk off.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
that i have bad taste in movies, i'm a dork i know.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
i'd wear it.
ok phew that was long. lackluster_lo_fi is tagged if she reads this.
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
my eyes. i have very blue eyes, i get complimented on them more than anything.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
i'd start a war on the atrocity that is detroit. my war would try to rebuild the city back into a respectable place. hopefully no one would be stupid enough to protest.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
i'd wanna be played by denzel washington and my lover would be christina ricci (circa buffalo 66)
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
regular coke.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
i have no opinion on hair. i like good hair when i see it, but have no idea about best hair ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
well i guess this means i still get tp pick a girl then, so i'd say scarlett johannson.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
i'm sure it's happened but i can't recall a good story to go along with it.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story
ok this wasn't that long ago. i was with my best friend and his dad. we started drinkinga round noon, just beer though. we drank pretty much all day, not slamming one after the other but a nice steady flow of drinking. so the evening comes around we get together with some other people to go out to some bars. first place we go to is an american legion hall which is a weird place to drink. they had dollar drink noght though, and they had sol. sol is this great mexican beer that's like $9 for a six pack. so i'm downing them like there's no tommorow. we leave there and head to the trolley stop. i'm drunk but not out of control. we show up to the trolley stop and it's their power hour which is actually two hours. so for these two hours they are having dollar drinks. i'm drinking alot more and now i'm wasted. i usually don't drink liquor cuz i tmakes me sick, but keep in mind i'm destroyed by this point. so my friends sister brings over 2 shots of i don't know what. i down them both. i start to feel a bit queasy. we leave the trolley and head to the next bar. the whole ride over i'm nauseaus. so i tell my friend when we arrive i'm gonna stay in the car and try to recover and meet them inside in a few. so i'm layed back in the car with the window down taking in some fresh air. then it hits me i have to puke and puke now. i open the door and the car alarm goes off. in my drunken state it scares the piss out of me and sends me into near madness. i stumble to the back of the car and start puking. so i'm at the back of the car puking fucking car alarm blaring, and my friend comes out of the bar and is having a good chuckle at my expense. he then takes me back to his house to recover, it was a rough evening.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
one filled with criterion dvds and money.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
justin timberlake of course, they'll get back together i swear!!!
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
tough question but i guess american psycho.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar
not sure about exact weight but upper 200's when i was in high school and played football. i weigh less now but i had more muscle then... oh woah is me!!!
13. Ever puked and run?
no. if i'm puking i'm not running anywhere.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story.
just one??? this has happened plenty of times. i work nights so it's hard to get a regular sleeping pattern and i'm often tired. so there's been alot of times where it's been jerk off or go to sleep and sleep has won.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie
i have severe social anxiety
i once ate a wooden nickel on a dare
i love my dvd collection like a person
i hate my boss
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly pic
4stella4star see her entry the pic of her with the kennedy plate is my current favorite.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
their favorite meal.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
don't kill the messenger
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
too hard to answer, i guess just see buffalo 66 it's my favorite piece of art.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
no. if i did though it would probably involver her doing that crazy yodel she does. i hate yodeling.
21. Whats your favorite animal? Show us.
a cat.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
i normally would answer red, but i think it's green. i have no idea why though.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
hips big breasts um just about anything.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
a definite ten.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
so i don't have to hear your stupid fucking mouth!!!
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
yes if you don't refill them you should be shot on site.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
done to me nothing to crazy maybe some slapping, biting. to someone else i had a partner that loved to be held down during. so during one session i held her wrists really hard above her head. the next day when i saw her she had finger shaped brusises all over her wrists. didn't mean to hold her that hard.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
someone i could talk to. you could always jerk off.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
that i have bad taste in movies, i'm a dork i know.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
i'd wear it.
ok phew that was long. lackluster_lo_fi is tagged if she reads this.
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OK, so the bride in volume one is not only a professional assassin, but is also a gifted martial artist and she's pretty handy with a sword, too. We agree on that point, right? Getting shot in the chest after opening the trailer door, in volume two, was an error worthy of a beginner. And she knew that Bud was sitting waiting for her to arrive!
Later on, before the bride is tutored by Pei Mei, Bill warns her that the martial arts master loathes 'sassy' women, especially Caucasian American women. So having absorbed that bit of info, it makes no sense toward the end of the film when it's blatantly obvious that Pei Mei taught Uma the five-point plam exploding heart technique.
And when she does use the fabled technique to 'kill bill', the death scene which follows was farcical.
Still, I did appreciate the twist. Making the audience sympathize with Bill was nicely done. It was the only highlight, in my opinion, in an otherwise disappointing film.
I'm thinking about seeing Brokeback tomorrow or Match Point. I've got to be in the right frame of mind for Brokeback, otherwise I won't enjoy it.