I have to have my final examinations written by tomorrow.
My kitchen is so clean right now.
My kitchen is so clean right now.
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All right, chumps, here I go again.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are far more legitimate reasons to hate me.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are far more legitimate reasons to hate me.
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krass_of_nod:
ROFL Flux capacitor ROFL......... 
thefuckoffkid:
Am I supposed to think of one and get back to you?
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garagedelfuego:
There will be no fooling myself on this one; I've got to walk through the fire until it doesn't burn anymore.
I'll take that drink in 365 hours.
I'll take that drink in 365 hours.
I didn't know what to say about this at the time, and I still have no idea.
The other day I was lecturing to my Analysis students, and this girl sitting in the corner of the front row blurts out, "I love your mouth!"
How does one respond to that? Is it flattering? Is it scary? Is this girl maybe just a weirdo? She seemed...
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The other day I was lecturing to my Analysis students, and this girl sitting in the corner of the front row blurts out, "I love your mouth!"
How does one respond to that? Is it flattering? Is it scary? Is this girl maybe just a weirdo? She seemed...
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flux:
I sure do love my blue-eyed drunkard.
not_tom:
enjoyed the show last night!
i lied to jason.... you'll have to let him know that i...well, michael, got a picture of him.
at least for a few hours we were the coolest parents in michael's eye for having taken him to see you guys! he (as were we) was thoroughly impressed with the performance!
i lied to jason.... you'll have to let him know that i...well, michael, got a picture of him.
at least for a few hours we were the coolest parents in michael's eye for having taken him to see you guys! he (as were we) was thoroughly impressed with the performance!
I just completed the most wonderful course of mornings, noons, and nights the Cosmos has ever been so kind and benevolent as to bestow upon me.
Los Angeles is a beautiful city teeming with beautiful people. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I know plenty of folks believe it's a blatantly cardboard myth, pasted with rotten treacle over the chthonic, gangrenous gut-wound of the...
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Los Angeles is a beautiful city teeming with beautiful people. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I know plenty of folks believe it's a blatantly cardboard myth, pasted with rotten treacle over the chthonic, gangrenous gut-wound of the...
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flux:
Let me thi-YES.
emotedcreations:
If they don't listen to you, I highly doubt they'd care what I had to say, unfortunately.
Here I go (* see footnote).
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* Or here I come, depending on who you are.
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* Or here I come, depending on who you are.
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hbomb98:
Are you, like, busy or something?
garagedelfuego:
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
Those who can, do; those who can't, blog (see footnote 1).
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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.
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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.
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flux:
Crooked house, crooked teeth.
hellblazer:
Hey... Is that my spleen...?
NURSE: Doctor, quick!! We've got a drinker!!
Hahahaha....
NURSE: Doctor, quick!! We've got a drinker!!
Hahahaha....
I am officially a Physics teacher now, and in late September, I will also officially be a Mathematics teacher. I am pretty fucking excited.
Thanks to you who've been supportive!
Thanks to you who've been supportive!
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blackeyeddog:
Laugh it up, fuzzball. (OK, you're right, it's more like geometry and linear algebra go together like peanut butter and chocolate.)
Someone just made art with me in mind for the first time in my entire life.
Please excuse me if I cry a little bit.
Please excuse me if I cry a little bit.
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schiavona:
Very nice. That is a good feeling. 
hellblazer:
That's cool...
In the absence of that, I've spent most of my life creating art with myself in mind, so I don't feel deprived of the experience... Hahaha...
In the absence of that, I've spent most of my life creating art with myself in mind, so I don't feel deprived of the experience... Hahaha...
Sometimes I wonder if my day-to-day alcohol consumption might be a bit excessive, but then something always happens to remind me what "excessive" really means. Last night I drank so much gin that I passed out face down on the stoop. It's been a while since I've slept with that much hooch in me. Boy, oh, boy.
I don't think I hate myself enough anymore...
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I don't think I hate myself enough anymore...
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garagedelfuego:
I'll keep you posted... and if you need a hand getting the galaxy to submit, lemmie know, I'm pretty good with that kind of thing.
hellblazer:
Last night, after several cocktail hour whiskeys, I went to a restaurant here in Bangkok and ordered a drink called...
The Long Shot - One Man Show
Obiously, any drink with that ornate a title could not be passed up.
More a series of drinks, it was different combinations of vodka featuring chili, tamarind, lemongrass, etc.
And then there was the champagne...
It was a one man show, alright...
The Long Shot - One Man Show
Obiously, any drink with that ornate a title could not be passed up.
More a series of drinks, it was different combinations of vodka featuring chili, tamarind, lemongrass, etc.
And then there was the champagne...
It was a one man show, alright...
how did that happen?