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Yeah, I know. So I suck at writing blogs.

Maybe I am not self-indulgent enough, I always lose interest in writing about myself sooner or later.

Watch this space. Or not.

Lawyer: Sir, before performing the autopsy, did you check for the heartbeat?
Witness: No.

L: Did you check for blood pressure, then?
W: No.

L: Breathing?
W: No.

L: So it is possible that the patient had been alive when you started autopsy, is it?
W: No.

L: How can you be sure?
W: Because his brain was in a jar over my desk.

L:...
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Well lookie here, SG video podcasts! I so need to get me one of them spiffy video iPods. Suicidegirls to go, talk about a rocket in my pocket.

While we are at it, I want some of those stickers as well. Would look great on my laptop.

Going for a cruise on the lake tonight with the local gang. "Gentlemen, we have boat drinks." (pop...
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Day One.

Boy, am I happy I found this place or what. So many cool and beautiful people my head is spinning. Like a kid in a candy store, I keep running around the place not knowing where to start. Best money spent in a long time, I reckon.

Anyway, I guess I will be back later, going to dig deeper into this place.