so i meet this nurse last night. she looks shy, reserved, she even puts a sweaterover herself because she's a bit cold...how adorable. And to boot she was a knockout. So here I am thinking I have to watch myself around her, I don't want to offend her or anything and scare her away.
so after a number of drinks she starts to open up and she starts telling stories. One after another. About camping trips with all her female nurse friends and how they went skinnydipping and took pictures of each other in the nude...and how she once fell down a cliff just to go fishing...how she rolled a four wheeler trying to do a powerslide and spray sand all over her friends...how she got sucked into the bar scene and partied way too hard for about five years...how she works in the ICU and that there are still a lot of gang shootings and beatings in Portland but the media doesn't report them anymore...how she loves wine....
my god i fell in love with this woman. she was like an SG in a virgin nurse's clothing. it was well worth this mornings hangover.
listening to: my brain buzz
so after a number of drinks she starts to open up and she starts telling stories. One after another. About camping trips with all her female nurse friends and how they went skinnydipping and took pictures of each other in the nude...and how she once fell down a cliff just to go fishing...how she rolled a four wheeler trying to do a powerslide and spray sand all over her friends...how she got sucked into the bar scene and partied way too hard for about five years...how she works in the ICU and that there are still a lot of gang shootings and beatings in Portland but the media doesn't report them anymore...how she loves wine....
my god i fell in love with this woman. she was like an SG in a virgin nurse's clothing. it was well worth this mornings hangover.
listening to: my brain buzz
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did you get the digits???
shoes and duct tape?
i need new shoes. and i have this crazy clear duct tape sitting about 2 feet from where i am now.
you've been having quite a few hangovers as of late.
make sure yr careful, ok?