The radio station the manager at my work has been keeping it on is called "Smooth Jazz."
On the Smooth Jazz you might hear Kenny G. followed by John Tesh followed by a muzak version of a Mr. Mister song.
Truly, there is nothing more awful.
The Smooth Jazz sucks the life out of you bit by bit and leaves a gaping black hole where your soul used to be.
The Smooth Jazz makes you feel as if someone shit on your heart.
It really is that bad.
And the DJ says things like "We're gonna be smoothin' things out for ya' tonight...on Smoooooooth Jazz!"
Well, I defy you Smooth Jazz DJ.
I will not be smoothed out.
I hate you Smooth Jazz.
On the Smooth Jazz you might hear Kenny G. followed by John Tesh followed by a muzak version of a Mr. Mister song.
Truly, there is nothing more awful.
The Smooth Jazz sucks the life out of you bit by bit and leaves a gaping black hole where your soul used to be.
The Smooth Jazz makes you feel as if someone shit on your heart.
It really is that bad.
And the DJ says things like "We're gonna be smoothin' things out for ya' tonight...on Smoooooooth Jazz!"
Well, I defy you Smooth Jazz DJ.
I will not be smoothed out.
I hate you Smooth Jazz.
robosagogo:
Lumpy and rebellious, you have sitcom potential.