so some friends and I were talking about the whole online dating thing and I had mentioned that I keep getting emails from guys who seem to like the out door and camping and hiking and my friend Manda said this.
So, I'm not single...but a lot of my friends are. And they're members of dating sites. Earlier tonight we were discussing how almost every guy on dating sites state that they are "Laid back and like the outdoors."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
here is another one.
"I'm laid back and like to cuddle"
translation.
"My doctor has me on so much xanax I can't get it up"
So, I'm not single...but a lot of my friends are. And they're members of dating sites. Earlier tonight we were discussing how almost every guy on dating sites state that they are "Laid back and like the outdoors."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
here is another one.
"I'm laid back and like to cuddle"
translation.
"My doctor has me on so much xanax I can't get it up"
Translation:
I cry when I'm drunk and I'll pay for dinner as long as I get a blow job after.
Translation:
I have a wife and kids and I'm just looking for a fuck buddy.