it's black friday. the biggest shopping day of the year, here in the states. this shit is no joke. stores literally open hours before sunrise (4:30am) for this shit. fights over limited stock items happen all over the place. it's insanity. i'm online trying to find free shit. go capitalism!
you know, i laid in bed for hours failing miserably at sleep. driving myself nuts thinking about how i need to start eating healthier, exercising more, going to school, all this really great shit to better myself until i finally get out of bed after not a wink of sleep at 5:32am ready to get some shit done, and you know the first thing i do is? i get online, come here, myspace, and then just fuck around looking for cheap/free shit. apparently, i can't be inconvenienced by my life just yet. way too busy looking for better ways to distract myself. i'm the american dream.
speaking of america, did you have a great thanksgiving? i did! lots of great food, family, fun! this year we tried something a little different. we invited 10 native americans to our place. each a representative of their tribal ancestors. we started off feasting and celebrating the collision of our cultures. after that was out of the way, we terminated the festivities by chasing them all out into the wilderness, killing 4 of them with an assortment of diseases (sexually transmitted and otherwise), slaughtering 2, wantonly decimating the food supply for another 2, ensuring their demise, then confining the last 2 to a patch of dirt in the middle of shitsville and leaving them to fend for themselves. i'm sure they'll be fine. those are a resourceful people, those wacky indians! we then rode off into the sunset firing our six-shooters in the air.
wow. i guess i shouldn't be surprised how bitter i am at 6am after no sleep. still odd though, since i love thanksgiving so dang much! i should stop here. this is just stupid.
p.s. green bean casserole is my favorite stuff on the planet.
p.p.s. i'm all over the dang place!
you know, i laid in bed for hours failing miserably at sleep. driving myself nuts thinking about how i need to start eating healthier, exercising more, going to school, all this really great shit to better myself until i finally get out of bed after not a wink of sleep at 5:32am ready to get some shit done, and you know the first thing i do is? i get online, come here, myspace, and then just fuck around looking for cheap/free shit. apparently, i can't be inconvenienced by my life just yet. way too busy looking for better ways to distract myself. i'm the american dream.
speaking of america, did you have a great thanksgiving? i did! lots of great food, family, fun! this year we tried something a little different. we invited 10 native americans to our place. each a representative of their tribal ancestors. we started off feasting and celebrating the collision of our cultures. after that was out of the way, we terminated the festivities by chasing them all out into the wilderness, killing 4 of them with an assortment of diseases (sexually transmitted and otherwise), slaughtering 2, wantonly decimating the food supply for another 2, ensuring their demise, then confining the last 2 to a patch of dirt in the middle of shitsville and leaving them to fend for themselves. i'm sure they'll be fine. those are a resourceful people, those wacky indians! we then rode off into the sunset firing our six-shooters in the air.
wow. i guess i shouldn't be surprised how bitter i am at 6am after no sleep. still odd though, since i love thanksgiving so dang much! i should stop here. this is just stupid.
p.s. green bean casserole is my favorite stuff on the planet.
p.p.s. i'm all over the dang place!
osaka:
jesus god