okay now normally if i'm going to give someone flowers, i buy them at the store. or pick them. i don't often find need to buy them over the internet.
yet, every day, i recieve more than 20 emails from every flower site in the entire universe, suggesting i do the right thing and send someone the gift of organic shiny colored stuff. yes this includes flower sites they set up on europa.
it's mother's day!
send flowers!
it's easter and christmas!
send flowers made of eggs and myrrh!!
it's valentines day!
SAINT CEASAR SALAD'S GHOST WE WILL SEND CHRISTMAS NAZIS TO TAKE ALL YOUR HIP POINTS IF YOU DO NOT SEND FLOWERS NOW! NEIN HESITATION UND SEINZE ZEIN FLOWERS TO FRAULEIN!
it's bastille day!
it's arbor day!
it's good friday!
send flowers to crucifix now?
[]yes
[]when they take him down (special delivery charges may apply)
it's my ressurected-zombie-mother-is-my-valentine-so-we're-planting-a-tree-and-shitting-mangers day!
(i think they mention a heads-on-sticks-bouquet here, i forget)
i bought one person... onnnnnneeee fucking person, some rare overpriced bouquet thing on the internet once.
that was eight years ago.
...stop it!
yet, every day, i recieve more than 20 emails from every flower site in the entire universe, suggesting i do the right thing and send someone the gift of organic shiny colored stuff. yes this includes flower sites they set up on europa.
it's mother's day!
send flowers!
it's easter and christmas!
send flowers made of eggs and myrrh!!
it's valentines day!
SAINT CEASAR SALAD'S GHOST WE WILL SEND CHRISTMAS NAZIS TO TAKE ALL YOUR HIP POINTS IF YOU DO NOT SEND FLOWERS NOW! NEIN HESITATION UND SEINZE ZEIN FLOWERS TO FRAULEIN!
it's bastille day!
it's arbor day!
it's good friday!
send flowers to crucifix now?
[]yes
[]when they take him down (special delivery charges may apply)
it's my ressurected-zombie-mother-is-my-valentine-so-we're-planting-a-tree-and-shitting-mangers day!
(i think they mention a heads-on-sticks-bouquet here, i forget)
i bought one person... onnnnnneeee fucking person, some rare overpriced bouquet thing on the internet once.
that was eight years ago.
...stop it!
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I'm kinda partial to AA. Let me know if you need the hot gossip on the area: restaurants, clubs, things to do, etc. I can probably point you toward whatever your spiny heart desires. Looks like you have a solid crew to show you the ropes based on those kickin' photos over at Ginny's pad.
[Edited on Mar 07, 2005 11:36PM]