From adelina

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TFOK intimidates the holy hell outta me. Rendered awestruck, I can scarcely come up with a coherent thought while in his (online) presence. His dirty, sick, twisted, perverted, yet absolutely gorgeous sexy mind is capable of giving me a spontaneous orgasm from half a world away.

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adelina:
Haha! Riiiiiiiight. You'd let just about anyone do that. I didn't omit the part about you having exceptionally high standards on accident, y'know.
adelina:
You may very well be my longest running internet crush though. Way before we were "friends." ;)