From attack_macaque
Interesting facts about TFOK:
* TFOK is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
* He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
* He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
* If you drop a phonograph needle on TFOK's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds."
* He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair.
* TFOK is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
* He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
* He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
* If you drop a phonograph needle on TFOK's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds."
* He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair.