this is a list that i JUST found hiding away on an external hard drive of mine. i'm excited to have found it as i have not read it in quite some time. You'll get the gist of it. Basically it's the qualities that my "perfect" woman would possess. Written from 2000-2005?
P E R F E C T I O N
British accent
Nipple rings
Blonde hair
Stoned sex
Prominent butt
Likes the same type/form of music
Can appreciate Lamb of God 4 who they are
Has strong opinions
Will never physically hit me in the face
Likes to "argue" but knows when 2 quit
Intelligent/common sense/bright
Has a smile 2 die 4
Teaches me about life
Hugs me as much as possible
Is completely random (speech, actions, sex(!)
Goes to shows w. me + takes me 2 her shows
Cooks! (so we can cook 2gether)
Will enjoy a phatty joint with me on occasion
Doesn't smoke cigs
Has a strong family backing
Likes kids/wants children
Knows at least 51% of all Dave songs
Will chill outside and get some sun w. me
Has no interest in politics and/or DOES but doesn't preach it like it's her job!
Has a stronger/more prominent sex drive than I do
Likes/writes poetry. But not the cheesy kind (the "woah is me" kind of bullshit)
Believes/feels that one and one make TWO
On occasion drops what she is doing 2 spend time w. me
Goes out of her way to show me that I am not replaceable
Teaches me 2 dance, doesn't bitch when I don't wanna dance
Is @ a place in her life to actually be loved by someone else
Holds my hand tight when we r at a party together
Has a cool family that I enjoy being round
Gives amazing back/feet/tummy rubs
Buys me random trinkets (tic tacs/candy bars/tooth paste)
Leaves cute voice mails/text messages
Takes ME out for dinner and pays
Believes that personal evaluation in a relationship is a must for it to run properly (say what?)
Likes to take artsy pictures
Enjoys being outside (ex camping, walks, hiking)
Enjoys receiving oral sex
Gives me a card for a random reason (ex. Hey baby its Monday and I love you so much!)
Understands that I am a truly amazing boyfriend and that she has hit the jackpot
Can save money, understands that money (although evil) is a fact of life that (unless u want to live in a commune) you can flow with and not fight tooth and nail.
Helps me see that I am full of shit from time to time/that I am too proud
Enjoys a good movie
Shares a salad/drink/dessert with me when we go out to eat
Pushes me to my limits
Makes it known that I don't have to walk on thin ice our entire relationship
Wants a wedding unlike the norm (ex. at the beach in shorts and no shoes)
Appreciates tattoos
Sucks on my toes
Draws a bath for us with candles and incense and bubbles and towels me off gently when we r done
Plays with my hair while I drive