This is one of my favorite times of year. The sun's shining, illuminating the blankets of leaves all around. There's a crisp cold outside bringing that distinctive fall scent. The best holidays are around the corner and my cynicism has been laid to rest.
A few months back I wrote about this guy, Nate, that Dan & I let crash here. He had no place to go so we just let him hang out here for a month and a half. We fed him and I hooked him up with cigarettes the whole time. The time came when we just needed to sort things out again and we told...
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jnthn:
see you there
er:
god
i'm sorry the existence of dicks (in the mean-person sense) is so very real. boo.
yeah, i said you look like simon from "7th heaven."
(for knowing who that is)
i'm sorry the existence of dicks (in the mean-person sense) is so very real. boo.
yeah, i said you look like simon from "7th heaven."
(for knowing who that is)The electricity went out at the convenience store I work at today. I was making coffee while an old guy was in the back grabbing some milk. The lights flickered off, then on, and then off again. Everything died but the registers, which had fifteen minutes of backup power. I cashed the old man out and a teenager who came in to buy a blunt....
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er:
wha?
you mean the last few days?
why, you wanna compete?
you mean the last few days?
why, you wanna compete?
R.I.P. Elliott.
i8myh8:
OMFG
WOO-HOO! The Pixies have reunited!!! New tour, possible new album!
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olsen:
When I told my friend Alan about that he almost peed where he stood.
stradapult:
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[Edited on Oct 22, 2003 2:24PM]
I'm going to LA!
Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, is curating this music festival called "All Tomorrow's Parties 2003" in everybody's favorite smog-catch. It's taking place on a 1930's-era steamship. A third of the bands on my favorites list are playing there. I told Dan about it and he got excited because his friend just moved to LA. We'll be flying...
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i8myh8:
LA!
Nice! It's about time. You should pick up a job there, and ditch MA. Maybe work as a fuzzy animal in a themed restaurant scaring small children until you can get a screenplay in the hands of a big time producer?
..or not. It'll be a good time though, eh?
I'm going to work!
My boss, ruler of my fate in professional web design with "Ashdown Technologies" requires me to go so I can get paid. I told my friend/padcrasher Julie about it and she said "I'm fucking sleeping". A shower is in order.
Nice! It's about time. You should pick up a job there, and ditch MA. Maybe work as a fuzzy animal in a themed restaurant scaring small children until you can get a screenplay in the hands of a big time producer?
..or not. It'll be a good time though, eh?
I'm going to work!
My boss, ruler of my fate in professional web design with "Ashdown Technologies" requires me to go so I can get paid. I told my friend/padcrasher Julie about it and she said "I'm fucking sleeping". A shower is in order.
Big shirtless guy in his mid-20's with a scar on his shaven head enters the store.
"I'll take a pack of Marlboro Lights."
"Sorry. No shirt, no service."
"You've gotta be kidding me!"
"No, dude. It's pretty standard."
He starts getting angry.
"Come on, sell them to me!"
"Go put a shirt on and I will."
"This is bullshit!"
He just stands there glaring at...
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"I'll take a pack of Marlboro Lights."
"Sorry. No shirt, no service."
"You've gotta be kidding me!"
"No, dude. It's pretty standard."
He starts getting angry.
"Come on, sell them to me!"
"Go put a shirt on and I will."
"This is bullshit!"
He just stands there glaring at...
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karmachameleon:
You still had more balls than I did with that last sentence. I've wanted to say that so many times but I'm easily intimidated.
Winchendon sucks ass.
Winchendon sucks ass.
i8myh8:
Whoa. I didn't hear about that one. That last line was just fucking great. Probably better than getting into a macho pissing contest about who's going to beat up who. Safer, too. I bet he doesn't try it again. Muhahahha
I worked with my future boss, current assistant-manager Sunday. The store fell to pieces - one of the registers froze (it's a computer), the money order machine fucked up, I couldn't find paper for the lottery terminal, I ran out of quarters, and the credit card server stopped working which meant people who pumped gas but only had credit cards were screwed.
I was the...
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rose:
NO BIRTHDAY PARTY YOUR FRIENDS NEED THEIR BUTTS KICKED!
XOXOXO ROSE
XOXOXO ROSE
Whoops. I locked myself outside. Oh well, I'm back in now.
It was my birthday yesterday and nobody noticed except my brother, who rang me up. Dan didn't even notice. (Cue "Awww's") Yeah, my life needs a rehaul.
The theory is that every year when the Sun returns to the position it was at when you were born, any current astrological influence will stay with...
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It was my birthday yesterday and nobody noticed except my brother, who rang me up. Dan didn't even notice. (Cue "Awww's") Yeah, my life needs a rehaul.
The theory is that every year when the Sun returns to the position it was at when you were born, any current astrological influence will stay with...
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karmachameleon:
Ah! You should have said it was your birthday!
I'll find a cake with some strippers in it for you.
I'll find a cake with some strippers in it for you.
1. The Stars of Track & Field
2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Electronic Renaissance
4. Le Pastie de la Bourgeoise
5. Me and the Major
6. Expectations
7. A Century of Fakers
8. Seeing Other People
9. We Rule the School
10. Put the Book Back on the Shelf
11. If You're Feeling Sinister
12. Mary Jo
13. Lazy Line Painter Jane
14. Simple...
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2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Electronic Renaissance
4. Le Pastie de la Bourgeoise
5. Me and the Major
6. Expectations
7. A Century of Fakers
8. Seeing Other People
9. We Rule the School
10. Put the Book Back on the Shelf
11. If You're Feeling Sinister
12. Mary Jo
13. Lazy Line Painter Jane
14. Simple...
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smasher:
hmmmm.....numbers 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 12, 14, and 15 always go on my B&S mixes. I think the only thing missing is "I Love My Car", and "Get Me Away From Here I'm Dieing" and youd have the *ultimate* Belle & Sebastian mix.
So this young guy of middle-eastern descent came into the convenience store last night while I was working and asked me for directions to a throughway. I'm really bad with directions since I don't have a car and have moved from town to town my whole life. I don't even know what a throughway is. I referred him to some maps in the store. He...
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karmachameleon:
Hey, a blowjob is a blowjob. I would have been wary of using the bathroom after him though.
And I love how you said 'thank you.'
And I love how you said 'thank you.'
rose:
yeah I have lesbian stalkers also hmmm..... 
karmachameleon:
Is some one in luuuuuuuuuv?
er:
hi.
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