Went out with a woman on a date, or whatever the fuck they're called these days, last night. You will be relieved to know that I was a complete gentlemen, to the point that would probably offend a diligent feminist. I even walked around the Honda to open the car door, then extended my arm like I was in a 1930's film to escort her into the restaurant (I chose curry, risky on a first date). I, like a real man should, payed for dinner and drinks (with a classic, "I do this everyday" expression upon my face whilst inwardly lamenting, "Great, there goes the money for my cell phone bill and that Big Star album I wanted). And I wasn't doing this trying to get a piece of trim either. After years of not having more than fleeting romances, I have been giving thought to maybe, gulp, trying to find someone worthy of a more comitted relationship. And the lovely young woman I took out last night seemed like she had plenty of potential in this area. Potential for a wonderful, supportive, sensitive, nurturing and respectful love that would blossom and add color to our bleak existence; meaning to our pointless subsistance. Well.....I was really, really WRONG!!!!! What a fucked up CUNT she was (okay, don't be sensitive. It's just a word, albeit wonderfully descriptive and fun to say). She was on her damned cell phone half the night talking to god knows who and text messaging people. Then, at the bar, she went to the restroom and was gone for 30 minutes while I sat staring at the wall. surrounded by complete assholes. She is not worthy of one such as me (I swear I have no ego problem....I'm perfectly balanced). When I voiced disapproval and a willingness to end the accursed evening she acted very surprised and very disappointed. I think she was hoping to discover if, being 6'8" tall, I had a huge cock. Not tonight, missy. Not any night. Not my best date ever. Why, oh why, is it so hard to find a decent girl in this town. They're either psycho or Christian or ugly or fat or both of those or damaged or clingy or loose.......Alright, I'm done.
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