So I bitch about being bored with everything in my life (except for my pimpin new shoebox of a apartment and, hopefully, my exciting news!!!) and here is what just happened.
So when I broke my back I was medically paralyzed for approx 3months in rehab. So when I fell off the roof I was dating this guy for many years and thought that he may be the one and I was also sheltering my very best friend since 3rd grade as she just broke up with her boyfriend/sugar daddy. Anyways, I broke my back, was in the trauma ward at Harborview and couldnt move from my boobs down but I could breath on my own. So, to make a long story short, my big boobed blonde bestfriend and my the one boyfriend decided to fuck in my apartment while I was in the hospital.
Now when I fell I lost everything, my independence, my apartment, my lifejust everything and too top it off I lost my best friend, my boyfriend and my trust in the fucking human race.
So the past few months this bitch continues to try and get a hold of me. If she isnt calling me (usually hammerd) than she is emailing me stupid shit and, on top of that, this damn city is so small that she runs into people I somehow know a lot of the time. I cut myself off from that whole group just so I wouldnt have to even think about this bitch but she wont go away. Now the guy is gone (he was useless anyways) and though the two of them dated for awhile they are also no more as she also realized the uselessness of him. ANYWAYS, sorry I keep digressing here, I had to tell her (via email cuz if I heard her voice I would probably vomit) to fucking stop contacting me as I want nothing to do with her, her friends, her fucking family or her life. Its all gone, deleted, no more of a concern to me.
So this BITCH just showed up at my work with a dozen roses & fucking BALLOONS that say Im sorry and asked to see me! What the fuck.
My office is close to the front door though you cant see it from the front door and I heard the whole thing but, and thank god for this, my best friend/roommate works at the front desk and knows her & the whole story behind it so hes stuttering like a mad man up there knowing damn well that if I saw her I probably would go on attack. Anyways Im sitting in here shaking at hearing her voice and seriously looking at the window too see if I can escape through it somehow so I can get the fuck out of here and smoke but no way was I going to jump out another window.thats how I got in this position in the first fucking place!
I honestly want to murder her and not in anyway quick. I want to start by filleting her big boobs and feed them to the fucking rats that roam the areamaybe the bunnies at the park, no they are vegetariansokay the rats then and then Id start on her fucking hair and thats only to start. I want her too die slowly. Very slowly and I want to be there to laugh the whole fucking time while I dance around her as the life slips from her stupid, ignorant body. A restraining order is too kind.
Fucking Government.
Fucking BITCH!!!
Im not fucking bitter either so shut up.
So when I broke my back I was medically paralyzed for approx 3months in rehab. So when I fell off the roof I was dating this guy for many years and thought that he may be the one and I was also sheltering my very best friend since 3rd grade as she just broke up with her boyfriend/sugar daddy. Anyways, I broke my back, was in the trauma ward at Harborview and couldnt move from my boobs down but I could breath on my own. So, to make a long story short, my big boobed blonde bestfriend and my the one boyfriend decided to fuck in my apartment while I was in the hospital.
Now when I fell I lost everything, my independence, my apartment, my lifejust everything and too top it off I lost my best friend, my boyfriend and my trust in the fucking human race.
So the past few months this bitch continues to try and get a hold of me. If she isnt calling me (usually hammerd) than she is emailing me stupid shit and, on top of that, this damn city is so small that she runs into people I somehow know a lot of the time. I cut myself off from that whole group just so I wouldnt have to even think about this bitch but she wont go away. Now the guy is gone (he was useless anyways) and though the two of them dated for awhile they are also no more as she also realized the uselessness of him. ANYWAYS, sorry I keep digressing here, I had to tell her (via email cuz if I heard her voice I would probably vomit) to fucking stop contacting me as I want nothing to do with her, her friends, her fucking family or her life. Its all gone, deleted, no more of a concern to me.
So this BITCH just showed up at my work with a dozen roses & fucking BALLOONS that say Im sorry and asked to see me! What the fuck.
My office is close to the front door though you cant see it from the front door and I heard the whole thing but, and thank god for this, my best friend/roommate works at the front desk and knows her & the whole story behind it so hes stuttering like a mad man up there knowing damn well that if I saw her I probably would go on attack. Anyways Im sitting in here shaking at hearing her voice and seriously looking at the window too see if I can escape through it somehow so I can get the fuck out of here and smoke but no way was I going to jump out another window.thats how I got in this position in the first fucking place!
I honestly want to murder her and not in anyway quick. I want to start by filleting her big boobs and feed them to the fucking rats that roam the areamaybe the bunnies at the park, no they are vegetariansokay the rats then and then Id start on her fucking hair and thats only to start. I want her too die slowly. Very slowly and I want to be there to laugh the whole fucking time while I dance around her as the life slips from her stupid, ignorant body. A restraining order is too kind.
Fucking Government.
Fucking BITCH!!!
Im not fucking bitter either so shut up.
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Sorry to hear al that . . . look forward to catching up when I get back . . .
i would say i'm the whitest person in the world, but my sister is at least 3 shades whiter than i am and has blue eyes.