I missed my flight so many times i didnt think i was going to make it to phoenix... damn...anyway met this really cute girl from colorado../vegas...on the plane very funny...when we were taking off she said "oh shit i got a weak bladder..!" so she scribbles it in bold letters on a piece of paper... and holds it up for the stewardess to see... the stewardess comes up and says.. yah?what do you want me to do about it? the girl says.." let me pee?" i started lauging like crazy.. cause she said it so as a matter of factly.. the stewardess says ."nope hunny you should have gone before you got on the plane.... the chick say"nah that wouldt have worked... i didnt have to piss so bad then.." at this point im almost in tears... im thinking im so gunna marry this girl!! hah jk... so we are talking and shes sayin she soooo dosnt wanna go visit her mom.. its like being in rehab... bahaha.. so i offer for her to hang out in phx.. she gets off the plane with me and we head twards the terminal.. all of a sudden.. shes like "well i could change my flight to leave later tonight? lets check!!"? so we did.. she found out she could.. then we hit the security area... and asks if she has to go back thru.. the guard says you will..this is when she broke my heart and said oh fuck no im not going thru another fucking strip search...!!!! evan ill see ya in vegas........ and left... i was seriously laughing as the guard looked at her like..."ohhh i wanna strip search you"! anyway i get in my friends car..and he says "man you fucking stink like booze!!" i quickly open my luggage and realize that the airline had rough handled my suitcase... broke a full bottle of ukranian vodka.. all oveor everything... ack.. grr.!! so we get to his house and he leaves for his gf's house ... not 10 min later my daughter calls..(her mom has been harassing her to call me all day..) i seems she hasnt anyone to watch her while she goes and "Does something this evening.." not supprised.. anyway so we went swimming... now shes crashed out on the couch... i love that little girly~~ so resilliant
terrakotta:
Man, this was starting to read like an interesting porno: rock on! Sucks about the vodka though. One question: why would she assume she was going to be strip searched AGAIN? What, does she have a metal plate in her chest? A steel vagina, what? Although I guess if she was that hot, the guards might purposely choose her to be (non-)randomly searched. You gotta watch out for those brick-house chicks: they are all terrorists! bahhahahah