age: 26 (Jul 03, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2006

occupation: Smut Baron / Erotica Peddler

body mods: Right arm: wrist to elbow crook Heart: shotgun

most humbling moment: is hopefully yet to come...

i lost my virginity: to a real champ

stats: 5'5'' and like a shaved kodiak

makes me sad: The Smiths

sign: cancer

crush: Fontaine Toups

gets me hot: getting someone else hot

fantasy: it's so completely mundane that i'm embarrassed to put it down

into: music, horror, kitsch, camp, lowbrow art, disneyland, philosophy, poetry, basketball (yeah, basketball)