Good news!!! It turns out that SG can help add 5 years to your lifespan -- the equivalent of going to the gym for 30 minutes a day. All you've got to do is stare at D-cups or larger for 10 minutes a day and you might get yourself an extra 5 years!*
*I assume you have to actually be attracted to large breasted women for this to work. Your mileage may vary.
*I assume you have to actually be attracted to large breasted women for this to work. Your mileage may vary.