silentlywaiting

If I refuase to tell you my real name, it sure is. Works better that way for tax purposes.

I've always kind of wanted a stalker. Only a cute girl one though. No fat ladies or who just have nothing better to do. Let me know when you're done with yours and we'll make an exchange over eBay.

If wishes were fishes we'd all have full dishes and if they were horses then beggars would ride. But on a birthday when a wish is officious the lips of the wisher get their chosen desire. Happy birthday! Hope you can blow the stalker out along with the candles.

Though I did like that shpeel in Boondock Saints 2, I'm really sorry it was ever made. And damn you must have had to listen to it a few times to get all that down. Well done. Or have done an IMDB quote search I guess...

Though I loved the dialogue/monologues in a straight-forward punchline sense, it seemed to me like every character was written almost precisely the same and then played by people who chose different accents. Basically it seemed like Duffy talking to himself the entire time which is good for one or two characters but not so much for two dozen. He is a master of the curse word though, I'll give him that.

Ladies, if you're ... sharpening your knives feel free... Just be kind and use a local please.

Now that makes for a good line in a poem

As per the video: Scripts? They don't NEED no stinking scripts! But seriously, that's pretty much how it went: told them to make scripts for themselves or give me an outline from which I could write and they more or less refused on the basis that the bearded guy doesn't like to use such things.

Almost nailed it, kind of a combination of on the web and gathering investors. I'm posting the general audience one now but there are 5 or 6 intros/outtros made for some specific people of interest. If I'm lucky it will be an okay portfolio piece but as it looks from my eye (as you are surely by now familiar, I'm highly critical of mine and others' creative works to the point of irritation) it's public television fodder. It's ALMOST as good as it could have been, though, seeing as there was no trained talent involved but I admittedly made more than a couple mistakes of my own.

and voila! It's a-blogging.

I really like the irony involved in the "longest month of the year" as well as the title itself. You should try to ride a little more with that if you can. Cliches work (that's why they become cliches) but i personally don't see much original spin on a classic cliche in this case. Use contradiction and humor to your advantage rather than simple sentiment; just involve the sentiment in the overall theme or create a more direct story/timeline regarding the relationship between the month and the lady story possibly ala "Every Day I Write the Book" sort of thing. But as always, death to critics when the art is how it's supposed to be. I'm just a huge fan of punchlines, puns and voltas so I look for them in practically everything.