Tupac would've killed Socrates with his KNIFE
Lately, life has been throwing me an unfair amount of curveballs. I find myself mired with self-doubt, hounded by uncertainty. Times like these call for a higher voice. No, not Jesus, that dude's a pussy and I hear he LARPS (lol). I'm talking about the voice of our TIMES. The word that has carried a new generation into the light. A group of men and women dedicated to bettering our beleaguered society.
I'm talking about rappers.
I have turned to the wisdom of popular rappers in my search to give some semblance of meaning to our milling and seemingly unimportant lives, and I've come up with better answers than I ever dared dream about daring to dream about that. Sit down, open your mind, and let me share with you, biyaatch.
"I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight."
L L Cool J
Oh, LL. You are much too wise and sagacious for this fleeting world. Spread your wings and fly, fly away to a better place!
"To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks!!!"
Eminem
Eminem, your glaring insecurities are so cleverly masked with acerbic bigotry that one cannot help but become overwhelmed with awe. You are a child of light and feathers.
"I love you like a fat kid love cake."
50 Cent
After I read this quote, I spent the following five hours shedding bittersweet tears. 50 Cent is a master of blending comedy together with tragedy and then shooting that blend so he can steal it's money and rap about it later.
"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
Usher
Usher is not a rapper, but his is a presence that cannot be ignored. Ushers words, my friends, are the seering and unapologetic face of truth. No man is complete without a woman, and no woman is complete without some nails to polish.
"All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.
Voltaire
Voltaire is the smoothest, baddest pimped out playa from the streets and he KNOWS how to get his.
"You shit your shit is butta? Hop in front of this toast."
Styles P
Styles P is here to do away with your pathetic notion of reality. He is here to stare you in the eye and give it to you straight. Your shit is NOT butter, and there's is nothing you can say or do to make it. Wait.... who the fuck is Styles P?
Lately, life has been throwing me an unfair amount of curveballs. I find myself mired with self-doubt, hounded by uncertainty. Times like these call for a higher voice. No, not Jesus, that dude's a pussy and I hear he LARPS (lol). I'm talking about the voice of our TIMES. The word that has carried a new generation into the light. A group of men and women dedicated to bettering our beleaguered society.
I'm talking about rappers.
I have turned to the wisdom of popular rappers in my search to give some semblance of meaning to our milling and seemingly unimportant lives, and I've come up with better answers than I ever dared dream about daring to dream about that. Sit down, open your mind, and let me share with you, biyaatch.
"I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight."
L L Cool J
Oh, LL. You are much too wise and sagacious for this fleeting world. Spread your wings and fly, fly away to a better place!
"To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks!!!"
Eminem
Eminem, your glaring insecurities are so cleverly masked with acerbic bigotry that one cannot help but become overwhelmed with awe. You are a child of light and feathers.
"I love you like a fat kid love cake."
50 Cent
After I read this quote, I spent the following five hours shedding bittersweet tears. 50 Cent is a master of blending comedy together with tragedy and then shooting that blend so he can steal it's money and rap about it later.
"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
Usher
Usher is not a rapper, but his is a presence that cannot be ignored. Ushers words, my friends, are the seering and unapologetic face of truth. No man is complete without a woman, and no woman is complete without some nails to polish.
"All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.
Voltaire
Voltaire is the smoothest, baddest pimped out playa from the streets and he KNOWS how to get his.
"You shit your shit is butta? Hop in front of this toast."
Styles P
Styles P is here to do away with your pathetic notion of reality. He is here to stare you in the eye and give it to you straight. Your shit is NOT butter, and there's is nothing you can say or do to make it. Wait.... who the fuck is Styles P?
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." President George
This really helped me get through a point in my life where i felt i had no purpose. Now I have a plan.....he
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Oh and LL Cool Jay really helps me through hard times also...