Well i finally got the excitement I haven't been looking for the last few days. The other night in rained broken glass all over my body, I always needed a glass bath....
It started when my bf, randy, needed to help out a friend, Justin. Justin and his girlfriend Joana were having problems, not between themselves, but through external conflicts.... Get ready for drama.
Well, it so happened that besides Joana having a bf, some of her guy friends were still after her for a piece. She denied and denied, and told Justin about being harassed repeatedly. Finally, Justin told her to say yes to her "friends" advances. Apparently it was two guys who thought they were going to get to take turns on her, whoa! is all i can say there....
anyway...Justin told Joana to say she was going to do some dirty deeds with them, and have them meet her somewhere. The plan was, (pretty juvenile to say the least, but anyway...) to have the two guys meet Joana at a "discreet" location whence Justin would jump out like a caped crusader and attack. Randy and Justin's other friend, Sean-O, would be there too--- not to jump the guys, just to make sure nothing got too out of hand. I had a bad feeling from the start, and opted to leave my car out of it. So, we all piled into the little neon Joana owns from her dad, and started driving to an abandoned church PARKING LOT. Okay, sirens start going off in my mind, a parking lot near highway 50, a major highway, is just more than a little fucking obvious. But, whatever. I wasn't gonna be directly involved, and I'm a good runner, jk.
So, we pull up, the three guys get out, hide, and Joana calls her guy "friends" and tells them that she brought in extra girl. woohoo sexy party time! lolz......These guys were walking up to her car since they wanted to keep things discreet I suppose, and when they got there, they hopped in the car and looked at us like, "okay, lets go..." After a moment when the car didn't turn on and Joana and I were looking at each other smirking, they got nervous. First one giant shadow moving towards the car and then three really started to worry them. Justin told them to get out of the car. As soon as they guys saw Justin, they knew why they were really there, to settle some beef. The guy Justin had beef with was pulled forcibly out of the car, and taken down on the nearby grass. The kids friend, whoever he was, stood by the sidelines, feeling out numbered I suppose. No on really cared about him though, Justin was trying to settle his score with only one person.
The two wrestled on the ground like it was a live UFC match. I must admit, it was pretty bad ass. There were no weapons, no one else jumped in. When stuff looked like it might get ugly, Randy or Sean-O stepped in to "help", more like referee, actually. When the other guy looked like he was about to drag Justin's head over to the concrete, they made the two break it up. The main fight was almost over, both of them switching putting each other in sleeper holds or tapping each other on the face with sweaty fists. Amidst the fight, one of the kids brothers showed up, pissed off obviously that his brother was getting his ass kicked. He started screaming, and I presume, he called the police because moments after his arrival, guess who I saw drive by. Yep, 5-0. I looked at Joana, are faces drooped from a look of excitement to a look of despair. The two stopped fighting, and parted ways. Everyone went to sit down, and all of the people I was with got in the car. Joana and Jusitn in the front seat, me, randy and Sean-o in the back. Then, out of no where, a large crash behind me and breaking glass bits rained down my dress shirt and down my pants.
I ducked instinctively not even realizing I did....thats when randy stormed out of the car, he didn't run, he fucking FLEW. All I heard was him scream, "THATS MY FIANCE, SHES PREGGGNANT!!!!" It was equivalent emotion to "this is sparta! nyaaaa!" lol. I don't know how he thought that one up *im not preggers or married*, but it sure is a good way to beat someone up and really make them feel bad, because all the kids friends, including his brother, stepped back and let him get what was coming.... That's when Randy proceeded to grapple the guys face and took him down, randy on top of him, pushing his fingers into his eyes. (ouch!) Randy has had extensive martial arts training, and truly knows how to make you NOT want to fight him. He always tell me the goal is not too fight, but if you have to, and its you or them, you have to make "them" forget why they wanted to try to hurt you in the first place. Thats when the cops were finally in the parking lot, screaming. The irony is Randy just got out from a court hearing earlier in the day, and was still wearing his suit and tie, beating somebody's ass. The cops screamed "You, over here, you over there, you, in the tie!....." Ordering everyone who looked like shit who had been fighting, to go separate ways. I felt so bad for Joana's window, but shit happens, especially when you are looking for it.
The cops lectured the guys, and asked what was really going on. Joana told them, and the cops asked if anyone wanted to press charges. Everyone declined pressing charges, everyone just wanted to go home. So, like a father, the main sheriff screamed, "Cut this shit out you guys, this girl doesn't like you, and she's not interested....especially now that you broke her damned window, okay? Stop fighting......" He was pretty cool. I thought his lecture was cute Needless to say we walked away without too much trouble, just slightly scathed. After the cops went back to their cars, everyone was laughing with each other! I'll never understand why fighting can bring you together....but okay...it does somehow. The one guy apologized for throwing a chunk of CURB through Joana's window, lucky for us no one got hit by it. No one was hurt by the glass, just itchy and irritated more than anything. Justin and the guy he fought had minor gashes, but no broken bones or stitches that needed to be sutured. So all in all, it was quite unnecessary and dangerous and stupid...but damnit it was an adrenaline rush. However, thats about all the excitement I need for the next month. The world needs a legit Fight Club. That would be cool, no broken car windows. Yeah, and I'm VERY glad I opted to ditch my car. lol.
It started when my bf, randy, needed to help out a friend, Justin. Justin and his girlfriend Joana were having problems, not between themselves, but through external conflicts.... Get ready for drama.
Well, it so happened that besides Joana having a bf, some of her guy friends were still after her for a piece. She denied and denied, and told Justin about being harassed repeatedly. Finally, Justin told her to say yes to her "friends" advances. Apparently it was two guys who thought they were going to get to take turns on her, whoa! is all i can say there....
anyway...Justin told Joana to say she was going to do some dirty deeds with them, and have them meet her somewhere. The plan was, (pretty juvenile to say the least, but anyway...) to have the two guys meet Joana at a "discreet" location whence Justin would jump out like a caped crusader and attack. Randy and Justin's other friend, Sean-O, would be there too--- not to jump the guys, just to make sure nothing got too out of hand. I had a bad feeling from the start, and opted to leave my car out of it. So, we all piled into the little neon Joana owns from her dad, and started driving to an abandoned church PARKING LOT. Okay, sirens start going off in my mind, a parking lot near highway 50, a major highway, is just more than a little fucking obvious. But, whatever. I wasn't gonna be directly involved, and I'm a good runner, jk.
So, we pull up, the three guys get out, hide, and Joana calls her guy "friends" and tells them that she brought in extra girl. woohoo sexy party time! lolz......These guys were walking up to her car since they wanted to keep things discreet I suppose, and when they got there, they hopped in the car and looked at us like, "okay, lets go..." After a moment when the car didn't turn on and Joana and I were looking at each other smirking, they got nervous. First one giant shadow moving towards the car and then three really started to worry them. Justin told them to get out of the car. As soon as they guys saw Justin, they knew why they were really there, to settle some beef. The guy Justin had beef with was pulled forcibly out of the car, and taken down on the nearby grass. The kids friend, whoever he was, stood by the sidelines, feeling out numbered I suppose. No on really cared about him though, Justin was trying to settle his score with only one person.
The two wrestled on the ground like it was a live UFC match. I must admit, it was pretty bad ass. There were no weapons, no one else jumped in. When stuff looked like it might get ugly, Randy or Sean-O stepped in to "help", more like referee, actually. When the other guy looked like he was about to drag Justin's head over to the concrete, they made the two break it up. The main fight was almost over, both of them switching putting each other in sleeper holds or tapping each other on the face with sweaty fists. Amidst the fight, one of the kids brothers showed up, pissed off obviously that his brother was getting his ass kicked. He started screaming, and I presume, he called the police because moments after his arrival, guess who I saw drive by. Yep, 5-0. I looked at Joana, are faces drooped from a look of excitement to a look of despair. The two stopped fighting, and parted ways. Everyone went to sit down, and all of the people I was with got in the car. Joana and Jusitn in the front seat, me, randy and Sean-o in the back. Then, out of no where, a large crash behind me and breaking glass bits rained down my dress shirt and down my pants.
I ducked instinctively not even realizing I did....thats when randy stormed out of the car, he didn't run, he fucking FLEW. All I heard was him scream, "THATS MY FIANCE, SHES PREGGGNANT!!!!" It was equivalent emotion to "this is sparta! nyaaaa!" lol. I don't know how he thought that one up *im not preggers or married*, but it sure is a good way to beat someone up and really make them feel bad, because all the kids friends, including his brother, stepped back and let him get what was coming.... That's when Randy proceeded to grapple the guys face and took him down, randy on top of him, pushing his fingers into his eyes. (ouch!) Randy has had extensive martial arts training, and truly knows how to make you NOT want to fight him. He always tell me the goal is not too fight, but if you have to, and its you or them, you have to make "them" forget why they wanted to try to hurt you in the first place. Thats when the cops were finally in the parking lot, screaming. The irony is Randy just got out from a court hearing earlier in the day, and was still wearing his suit and tie, beating somebody's ass. The cops screamed "You, over here, you over there, you, in the tie!....." Ordering everyone who looked like shit who had been fighting, to go separate ways. I felt so bad for Joana's window, but shit happens, especially when you are looking for it.
The cops lectured the guys, and asked what was really going on. Joana told them, and the cops asked if anyone wanted to press charges. Everyone declined pressing charges, everyone just wanted to go home. So, like a father, the main sheriff screamed, "Cut this shit out you guys, this girl doesn't like you, and she's not interested....especially now that you broke her damned window, okay? Stop fighting......" He was pretty cool. I thought his lecture was cute Needless to say we walked away without too much trouble, just slightly scathed. After the cops went back to their cars, everyone was laughing with each other! I'll never understand why fighting can bring you together....but okay...it does somehow. The one guy apologized for throwing a chunk of CURB through Joana's window, lucky for us no one got hit by it. No one was hurt by the glass, just itchy and irritated more than anything. Justin and the guy he fought had minor gashes, but no broken bones or stitches that needed to be sutured. So all in all, it was quite unnecessary and dangerous and stupid...but damnit it was an adrenaline rush. However, thats about all the excitement I need for the next month. The world needs a legit Fight Club. That would be cool, no broken car windows. Yeah, and I'm VERY glad I opted to ditch my car. lol.