I took my driver's test today and failed...I did poorly on the parallel parking, my left turns are shit and there was a huge ass fucking tractor the size of Godzilla going two miles an hour in my lane when exiting. That's not even the main reason why I failed though. I also happened to make a critical error at the VERY last portion of the test and accidentally turned into the wrong lane when turning after the railroad tracks. So that was awesome.
I rescheduled my test for Tuesday morning but I don't even know if I should go all the way out there just to fail it again. My job interview is tomorrow and I'm discouraged about that too because I probably need to be able to drive to get the job and even if I do end up getting it I'm going to have to ask for a day off right after I start so that I can go take my test.
After this grand clusterfuck of a morning I'm now sitting outside having a beer which is taking the place of any sort of breakfast or lunch and having a smoke. Questioning my life choices.