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Mika Noronen, you are full of shit
You should shove your glove up a hyeana's ass
Ray Charles is my main man
and he can see the puck better than you!

MIKA NORONEN! MIKA NORONEN! MIKA NORONEN! MIKA NORONEN!

You are such a hoodlum
You should skate to Raimo Summanen
and tell you're sick of looking like a numbskull
You are the world's worst goalkeeper...
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clara:
I prefer non-screaming men. The rest is optional. smile
gnarface_killah:
sorry about Finland

USA got their tails kicked by Sweden yesterday
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Okay, I'm having serious trouble in understanding anything right now, plus I'm constantly mistyping. I wish I would drown in the bog.
And Finland lost. Fuck.
And my leg hurts because of a mistimed challenge in training today. I scored straight from a corner though! How often does that happen! (well okay, the goalie was having a go at the water bottle, but still)

A...
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kingskottie:
hooray.... i feel asleep joe bouchard and woke up as e bloom
sakita:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH... i had to get up that early this morning. Im sorry that finland lost frown
yes in swedish Hogwarts is a huge club for gay men... and the women who love them tongue

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Ah, back in Helsinki, for three whole hours!
On the tram I overheard a couple of fifteen year olds bragging how they drank three beers after school and were so totally pissed. Ouch, was I that bad back then? I guess not, since everyone laughed at this less than cerebral russian called Juri whose friday night binge grew in volume throughout the following week from...
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drnecessitor:
I slept on the floor of the airport in Helsinki once...for 5 hours....
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Okay, I'm leaving to take care of the dog to my parents house in the country for a week, WHEN THEY ARE IN SPAIN! mad
Well, I get some cash and some gas, so it's okay. And lectures start at nine so I don't have to wake up too early to drive to the city.
Schucky dang darn. At least there's a hoop at their house.
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roberelzombi:
No, shattered my elbow playing football, broke into a million pieces so they had to substitute it with a titanium implant. It didn't work out, so now I have nothing in my elbow. It works though. Oh, and are common letters here in Finland, so they have specific keys for them on the keyboard.

And my dad's house sucks, despite the pool table. They left no food for me, so I'm starving while there are dozens of cans of dog food in the cupboard. It's raining sleet. I hear it's sunny in Spain.
drnecessitor:
I wouldn't count on it...they promised me that in the 21st century we'd all have flying cars and all of our meals would come in pill form. Where's my goddamn flying car and pizza pill?! mad