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FUNNY STORY ALERT:

I drank a tad too much on Friday night and that's really all I have to say about that. Whew, and did I ever get a nasty hangover the next day. Seriously though, I tend to get the worst hangovers know to man.... there is something seriously wrong.

I wanted to go home that night because I really have this thing where...
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Last night sucked the worst ever.... but I did get to visit Helena at her work. That made my life.

Things you should know:

1. today is friday. i have the day off.

2. i was going to get a brazilian wax today but my esthetician called in sick.

3. i confronted my so called friend about the fact that she fucked my ex. it was really awsome, i drove to her work and told her we needed to talk. when she asked about what...
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So I went to some bar tonight and started off pretty lame cause I didn't even want to go out in the first place. Anyways, I go out. While in the midst of a good bashing session, a friend of mine busts out with the fact that my "best friend" (ps i hate her) slept with my recently ex boyfriend of a few years. Gee...
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PUBLIC TRANSIT ADVENTURES:

1. buses are dirty
2. people on them are crazy

this morning, while my car was in the shop for a few hours i decided to get my hair did while i waited. since i had no method of transpotation i took the bus to the salon.
all i've gotta say is DAMN, there are some crazy people on the bus these...
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i got my car back from the garage, minus the car fires!!!!!

so i drank to much.... whats new? drinking is good, except when you work at 8am in the morning.....
so i decide i have to go puke, so i go to the bathroom but i just cant do it. however, i discover that any type of movement makes me queasy so i decide it would be a good idea to lie down on the bathroom...
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so my shit box of a car caught on fire this weekend.... it might have been pretty cool except i didnt even notice till some one was all like 'get out, get out, get out' and im like why should i?
well duh moron, my car was on fire and i had no fucking clue.... true story.
i think im going to get a jeep...
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1984-2005

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well things got a little sloppy on friday night.... it pretty much consisted of me drinking an entire bottle of wine in the car well driving to a party for the evening. then i drank some more, went to a bar and drank even more, spilled a lot of booze and passed the fuck out.
oh and when i went for breakfast in the morning...
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I've come to the conclusion that I only make these updates for Helena, cause I love her and otherwise she will complain.
So here it is:
Went to the Grill last nite for a bit to see Might as Well. It was a good time as usual. I love when they play at the grill cause there is always so many drunk people.
Afterwards I...
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