life's a motherfucker. i spend a year trying to move back to phoenix from OR, then i spend another 4 years trying to get the fuck out of AZ to go ...anywhere really. then i get back up to the bay and i fkn hate it already. its onlt been like 5 months n shit and this place dont feel like home.
so i was in phoenix this last weekend visiting family. i miss everyone soooooo friggin much! i miss my dad and the walkers & gomez'. i miss going to the grocery store with nyki 9 mos pregnant and looking like a coupla flaming lesbians talking about veganism, freeganism and all kinds of analism. i miss our leud and innapropriate conversations about bodily fluids at the olive garden while eating endless salad and breadsticks. i miss going to metalhead with jill and even her demonic cat that i hate so fkn much & want to sacrifice to the pitbull god lola hahaha (dude dont get your panties in a bunch cat lovers). i miss those 2 fkn backstabbing gutterwhore sluts that i used to live with even though they both need to have thier face caved in for betrayal reasons. i miss singing to the little mermaid soundtrack hungover as all hell and our hideous movie montages at ross dress for less. i miss eating the pussy rice, fun with russel the love muscle and getting shitty with the rug doctor. i miss kidnapping lawn ornaments and shooting thier heads off with shotguns in the desert. i miss sleeping on the roof in the summer and watching reagan piss off the side of it right on greenway fkn road. fuck you reagan!!! touchdown!!! i miss going to visit crieg at the airport at 2 am and getttin high as hell while driving that damn golf cart around the landing strips. i miss the road trips to jerome with jerr and falling down steep hills after breaking my sandals (seems to happen a lot). i miss my long walks in the pig park with philip and our mad hot pasionate sex in the desert on the hood of his car while it begins to rain. i miss fkn lisa & her damn guitar and how she laughs at me for having a tomato of a dad. and i miss all those other motherfuckers i have grown so fond of and love. you know who you are! every one of you assholes!!! everyone that i have frienships with. i cant even begin to express how much i miss you guys.
and so nyki has decided for me that i am moving to falgstaff so we can be together. shes my number one slut and i miss her damnnit! so we will see if this works out
later trout sniffers
so i was in phoenix this last weekend visiting family. i miss everyone soooooo friggin much! i miss my dad and the walkers & gomez'. i miss going to the grocery store with nyki 9 mos pregnant and looking like a coupla flaming lesbians talking about veganism, freeganism and all kinds of analism. i miss our leud and innapropriate conversations about bodily fluids at the olive garden while eating endless salad and breadsticks. i miss going to metalhead with jill and even her demonic cat that i hate so fkn much & want to sacrifice to the pitbull god lola hahaha (dude dont get your panties in a bunch cat lovers). i miss those 2 fkn backstabbing gutterwhore sluts that i used to live with even though they both need to have thier face caved in for betrayal reasons. i miss singing to the little mermaid soundtrack hungover as all hell and our hideous movie montages at ross dress for less. i miss eating the pussy rice, fun with russel the love muscle and getting shitty with the rug doctor. i miss kidnapping lawn ornaments and shooting thier heads off with shotguns in the desert. i miss sleeping on the roof in the summer and watching reagan piss off the side of it right on greenway fkn road. fuck you reagan!!! touchdown!!! i miss going to visit crieg at the airport at 2 am and getttin high as hell while driving that damn golf cart around the landing strips. i miss the road trips to jerome with jerr and falling down steep hills after breaking my sandals (seems to happen a lot). i miss my long walks in the pig park with philip and our mad hot pasionate sex in the desert on the hood of his car while it begins to rain. i miss fkn lisa & her damn guitar and how she laughs at me for having a tomato of a dad. and i miss all those other motherfuckers i have grown so fond of and love. you know who you are! every one of you assholes!!! everyone that i have frienships with. i cant even begin to express how much i miss you guys.
and so nyki has decided for me that i am moving to falgstaff so we can be together. shes my number one slut and i miss her damnnit! so we will see if this works out
later trout sniffers