I am kind of bummed that someone submitted a news piece on the moile who gave three babies herpes with a crazy-ass circumcision ritual. I saw the story many weeks ago. But if you snooze you loose. The moyle (sp?) removes the blood after the ritual/operation with his mouth!?! Yeech!! Leading Tina Fey on SNL to respond, "leaving the rest of us to throw-up, FOREVER!!"
Anyway, in the last couple of months I have had three or four job possibilities in the works. One crapped out early, another is hanging - sort of - the lead calls and says he will call back, and does not. One had lead to an interview on next Monday evening. I am hopeful.
A fellow had a business, and realized he had to lay off one of two employees to stay in business. The two with the least senority were Jack and Maria. He saw Maria, who came in late, with an awful hangover. He went to her and said, "Maria, times are tight, and I have to lay you or Jack off." So Maria replied, "Would you please jack off instead? I feel like shit."
Anyway, in the last couple of months I have had three or four job possibilities in the works. One crapped out early, another is hanging - sort of - the lead calls and says he will call back, and does not. One had lead to an interview on next Monday evening. I am hopeful.
A fellow had a business, and realized he had to lay off one of two employees to stay in business. The two with the least senority were Jack and Maria. He saw Maria, who came in late, with an awful hangover. He went to her and said, "Maria, times are tight, and I have to lay you or Jack off." So Maria replied, "Would you please jack off instead? I feel like shit."
gabrielurmen:
thank you sir, your journal will have many an interesting comment to them