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Dark Knight begins w/ a bank robbery by a group wearing clowns' masks. The bank they rob is full of dirty money from organized crime syndicates. The armed robbers eventually shoot each other and the only one left standing is the Joker and his school bus full of money.
Apparently Batman begins right where he left off, apprehending the Scarecrow, while fighting off wannabe batmen in cheap masks and hockey pads as well as a russian crime syndicate.
We meet the new Rachel and her boo Harvey Dent in court trying to prosecute the new boss (Maroni) that took over for Falconni. Needless to say it didnt work.
The mob bosses have a meeting about there financial situation because of the recent bank robberies and Lau (a chinese banker and a potential Wayne business partner) suggests that the mobs combine there money their money and store it in a safe location away from Batman the police and the Joker. Enters the Joker. He tells the bosses that the only way they will ever be able to do business in Gotham is if they hire him to kill Batman.
Harvey and Rachel bump into Bruce and his date at a lovely restaurant where Harvey convinces Bruce that he is truly one of the good guys. Bruce insists on holding a fundraising event in Harvey's honor.
Bruce finds out about Lau so he and Fox go to China to apprehend him. Batman, in his new suit, scoop up Lau and bring him back to Gotham where he decides he will cooperate w/ the authorities.
The bosses decide to aline themselves w/ the Joker so that he can get rid of Batman. The Joker kills a wannabe Batman on tape and says he will continue to kill people until the real Batman turns himself in.
Gordon figures out that the Joker is going to kill the Mayor, the Commissioner, the judge presiding over the mob boss case, and Harvey Dent. The bad guys manage to poison the commish and blow up the judge's car.
At the fundraiser the Joker has a lil one on one time w/ Rachel before Batman shows up and saves Rachel from falling to her death.
Gordon, Batman, and Harvey come up w/ a plan....
At the Commish's funeral Joker, and his crew, dress up as cops and attempt to kill the mayor. Gordon takes the bullet. Batman and Harvey decide that this all has to end and that Batman will turn himself in at a press conference the next day.
At the press conference Dent says he is Batman and his taken into custody.
While being transfered to another facility in an armored vehicle w/ police escort, Joker Ambushes the caravan. Batman comes to the aide of the Dent caravan, gets his batcar blown up and reveals a monster of a motorcycle as an escape vehicle. the chase continues. Batman flips over the Joker's semi truck and can not bring himself to run the Joker over. the Joker proceeds to the armored car to kill Harvey and SURPRISE Gordon is not dead, they get the drop on Joker and arrest him.
While in the interrogation room Joker says nothing to Gordon, Gordon leaves the room, Pop comes the Batman. Batman roughs up Joker for a bit (the Joker seems to be enjoying himself). Then Joker lets Batman know that while they are busy trying to get info out of him, Dent and Rachel have been captured. Batman roughs him up a bit more. Joker tells Batman where they both are (in separate locations in the city). Batman goes for Rachel and the NEW Commish Gordon goes for Harvey.
Harvey manages to knock himself over while soaking half of himself in some sort of accelerant (hooked to a bomb). Rachel is in the same predicament. Boom! in come Batman but he doesnt find Rachel, he finds Dent. Gordon is too late Rachel is killed in the explosion. Batman got Dent out of the building only to have it explode too close and it lit half of Harvey's body on fire.
Of course the Joker escapes from jail tries, finds a guy who thinks he knows who Batman is. The guy goes on TV but before he can say anything the Joker calls in and tells everyone to kill him. He gets away thanx to Bruce Wayne.
The Joker pays a visit to Harvey in the Hospital. They have a lil heart to heart. They both escape before Joker blows up the hospital.
Harvey (Two Face) kills a corrupt cop and Maroni. Joker takes hostages from the hospital and puts them up into a building while Gordon orders the evacuation of Gotham and assistance from the national guard.
there are 2 cruise ship boats full of evacuees. one of citizens the other full of convicts. both boats have been rigged by the Joker w/ explosives. each boat has the trigger to the other. The Joker says he will blow them both up at midnight ( about 10 mins later). Batman goes after the building where the hostages, Joker and his gang is. He finally gets to the Joker where he find him waiting for the 2 boats to blow each other up but they dont. Joker falls to his death but Batman saves him.
Two Face abduct Gordon's family so he can get to Gordon. Gordon shows up to the abandoned building. So does Batman. Two Face shoots Batman and just before he shoots Gordon Batman wrestles w/ him off the building apparently killing Dent. Batman tells Gordon to blame it all on him and to make sure that no one ever finds out that Harvey killed anyone.
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Why So Serious????
Dark Knight begins w/ a bank robbery by a group wearing clowns' masks. The bank they rob is full of dirty money from organized crime syndicates. The armed robbers eventually shoot each other and the only one left standing is the Joker and his school bus full of money.
Apparently Batman begins right where he left off, apprehending the Scarecrow, while fighting off wannabe batmen in cheap masks and hockey pads as well as a russian crime syndicate.
We meet the new Rachel and her boo Harvey Dent in court trying to prosecute the new boss (Maroni) that took over for Falconni. Needless to say it didnt work.
The mob bosses have a meeting about there financial situation because of the recent bank robberies and Lau (a chinese banker and a potential Wayne business partner) suggests that the mobs combine there money their money and store it in a safe location away from Batman the police and the Joker. Enters the Joker. He tells the bosses that the only way they will ever be able to do business in Gotham is if they hire him to kill Batman.
Harvey and Rachel bump into Bruce and his date at a lovely restaurant where Harvey convinces Bruce that he is truly one of the good guys. Bruce insists on holding a fundraising event in Harvey's honor.
Bruce finds out about Lau so he and Fox go to China to apprehend him. Batman, in his new suit, scoop up Lau and bring him back to Gotham where he decides he will cooperate w/ the authorities.
The bosses decide to aline themselves w/ the Joker so that he can get rid of Batman. The Joker kills a wannabe Batman on tape and says he will continue to kill people until the real Batman turns himself in.
Gordon figures out that the Joker is going to kill the Mayor, the Commissioner, the judge presiding over the mob boss case, and Harvey Dent. The bad guys manage to poison the commish and blow up the judge's car.
At the fundraiser the Joker has a lil one on one time w/ Rachel before Batman shows up and saves Rachel from falling to her death.
Gordon, Batman, and Harvey come up w/ a plan....
At the Commish's funeral Joker, and his crew, dress up as cops and attempt to kill the mayor. Gordon takes the bullet. Batman and Harvey decide that this all has to end and that Batman will turn himself in at a press conference the next day.
At the press conference Dent says he is Batman and his taken into custody.
While being transfered to another facility in an armored vehicle w/ police escort, Joker Ambushes the caravan. Batman comes to the aide of the Dent caravan, gets his batcar blown up and reveals a monster of a motorcycle as an escape vehicle. the chase continues. Batman flips over the Joker's semi truck and can not bring himself to run the Joker over. the Joker proceeds to the armored car to kill Harvey and SURPRISE Gordon is not dead, they get the drop on Joker and arrest him.
While in the interrogation room Joker says nothing to Gordon, Gordon leaves the room, Pop comes the Batman. Batman roughs up Joker for a bit (the Joker seems to be enjoying himself). Then Joker lets Batman know that while they are busy trying to get info out of him, Dent and Rachel have been captured. Batman roughs him up a bit more. Joker tells Batman where they both are (in separate locations in the city). Batman goes for Rachel and the NEW Commish Gordon goes for Harvey.
Harvey manages to knock himself over while soaking half of himself in some sort of accelerant (hooked to a bomb). Rachel is in the same predicament. Boom! in come Batman but he doesnt find Rachel, he finds Dent. Gordon is too late Rachel is killed in the explosion. Batman got Dent out of the building only to have it explode too close and it lit half of Harvey's body on fire.
Of course the Joker escapes from jail tries, finds a guy who thinks he knows who Batman is. The guy goes on TV but before he can say anything the Joker calls in and tells everyone to kill him. He gets away thanx to Bruce Wayne.
The Joker pays a visit to Harvey in the Hospital. They have a lil heart to heart. They both escape before Joker blows up the hospital.
Harvey (Two Face) kills a corrupt cop and Maroni. Joker takes hostages from the hospital and puts them up into a building while Gordon orders the evacuation of Gotham and assistance from the national guard.
there are 2 cruise ship boats full of evacuees. one of citizens the other full of convicts. both boats have been rigged by the Joker w/ explosives. each boat has the trigger to the other. The Joker says he will blow them both up at midnight ( about 10 mins later). Batman goes after the building where the hostages, Joker and his gang is. He finally gets to the Joker where he find him waiting for the 2 boats to blow each other up but they dont. Joker falls to his death but Batman saves him.
Two Face abduct Gordon's family so he can get to Gordon. Gordon shows up to the abandoned building. So does Batman. Two Face shoots Batman and just before he shoots Gordon Batman wrestles w/ him off the building apparently killing Dent. Batman tells Gordon to blame it all on him and to make sure that no one ever finds out that Harvey killed anyone.
what??? it SAID: "Spoiler"
Why So Serious????
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
flamingkittens:
give me a break!!! its been almost two months now. . . . lol
rubix:
hahaha you dirty old ma. quit looking at those pics!! i was only 16 y/o!!