FUCKING OW, I cant sit down on hard surfaces. 10 miles of cycling yesterday has bruised my ass and I remember why I dont like exercise that doesnt involve the exchange of bodily fluids
Having said that I did have a marvelous time because we broke the expedition up into easily manageable chunks by stopping to investigate churches and rivers and trees and cornfields and make spliffs along the way
Friday night my dearest Guam and Sam came over for a very sophisticated meal with which we drank wine, it was lush we had a catch up and all slept together in my bed which was so nice because I got snuggles which I have been missing since the boys been away. However we were most careless with the toast type crumbs and Im not looking forward to the scratchy sheets tonight. Alone as well. Meh.
Morning came and we did more snuggles with tea which was kindly prepared by one of my guests because I felt Id done quite enough entertaining and was also suffering from my first proper hangover in about a month because Ive been abstaining a lot recently due to insufficient funds
Ali came over to escort me to the beach; it was a fucking beautiful day so we went to Durdle Door, oh how I love it. The sea was so cold we had to hold hands and run in screaming in order to not chicken out. Once in we cursed non stop for about 10 minutes and then went practically numb, this is a bizarre feeling that I have missed since my last outing into British waters, you go all tingly and its really quite enjoyable, but you do have to push through the initial horror of cold death shiver syndrome. We swam around and floated and it was so good, I would live in the sea if I could. I wish I took some pictures; maybe I could get in touch with the cheeky fucker who was snapping me and Ali underwater
Due to his slightly baked state my good friend neglected to think anything of the strange man who was wearing a snorkel and winding on an underwater camera in our vicinity, only afterwards did he realize that the rascal had been photographing our underwater frolicksome shenanigans. How rude, if you know him demand some royalties on our behalf please. Also slap him, coz he saw my nipples uninvited
Saturday night we went a drinkin. Started in this GodAwful pseudoAmericanItalian diner in town where the food and service is appalling but they do big fuckoff jugs of cocktails so we enjoyed a couple of them and then went to the bar we used to work in. The evening quickly lost its sparkle because there was noone there we really wanted to talk to and it just made us miss our mates who are away. This dude who I used to work with and have a lot of fun with is back in town after a long absence and the first thing he said to me was you know I used to have a huge crush on you? well, what am I supposed to say, er yeah actually, you made it quite obvious, and? or *giggle* really, oh how sweet, do tell me more? Of course I felt really awkward and just went, um, hum, right, er, so, how have you been?. He just wouldnt talk of anything else though, and got really pissed off when I said I had a boyfriend and said oh, maybe I wont call you then" which just made me think he was a plonker because it seemed he had absolutely no interest in me apart from if he could get in my pants. And I HATE THAT, it's insulting. He also told me why did you cut your hair, it was much better before which just made me want to boot him in the face and say why did you turn into such a twat, you were much more fun before" - before you had "enough friends" - WHO SAYS THAT expecting the girl to be like "oh, i see, no more friend vacancies, eh?...oh, ok, let's fuck then"
cuntface
sorry, obviously i'm pissed off about the whole thing coz i thought he was pretty sound
Anyway, we just went home and got wrecked and snuggled which was much better
Then was the bike ride the next morning
Then was the walking all the way across town because we left the car somewhere dumb
Then was the playing Simpsons Monopoly with Ali's little sister and watching Pecker, which is TERRIBLE
Then was the going to Ham Hill to Hump Suzy (the car)
Then was the going to Lins to watch Tank Girl for the first time Ive given in to that but Ill NEVER watch Spiderman, I SWEAR it was relatively painless as a separate entity from the comics but I cant think about them together because it makes me really angry
Then was the sleeping until midday
And snuggling
And tea and bacon sarnies
And then the breaking down of Suzy due to a snapped clutch cable which the man from the RAC fixed really quickly. I have a horrible feeling it was due to all the humping.
Anyway, to conclude, the weekend has been so lovely, good company, good weather, good activities and good snuggles. I have to reconstruct the person shape out of pillows tonight though, everyone laughs at me for doing it but I just sleep better when i feel I'm not alone, it's not a corny I miss my boyfriend thing.,...much
xx
ps look in pics
Having said that I did have a marvelous time because we broke the expedition up into easily manageable chunks by stopping to investigate churches and rivers and trees and cornfields and make spliffs along the way
Friday night my dearest Guam and Sam came over for a very sophisticated meal with which we drank wine, it was lush we had a catch up and all slept together in my bed which was so nice because I got snuggles which I have been missing since the boys been away. However we were most careless with the toast type crumbs and Im not looking forward to the scratchy sheets tonight. Alone as well. Meh.
Morning came and we did more snuggles with tea which was kindly prepared by one of my guests because I felt Id done quite enough entertaining and was also suffering from my first proper hangover in about a month because Ive been abstaining a lot recently due to insufficient funds
Ali came over to escort me to the beach; it was a fucking beautiful day so we went to Durdle Door, oh how I love it. The sea was so cold we had to hold hands and run in screaming in order to not chicken out. Once in we cursed non stop for about 10 minutes and then went practically numb, this is a bizarre feeling that I have missed since my last outing into British waters, you go all tingly and its really quite enjoyable, but you do have to push through the initial horror of cold death shiver syndrome. We swam around and floated and it was so good, I would live in the sea if I could. I wish I took some pictures; maybe I could get in touch with the cheeky fucker who was snapping me and Ali underwater
Due to his slightly baked state my good friend neglected to think anything of the strange man who was wearing a snorkel and winding on an underwater camera in our vicinity, only afterwards did he realize that the rascal had been photographing our underwater frolicksome shenanigans. How rude, if you know him demand some royalties on our behalf please. Also slap him, coz he saw my nipples uninvited
Saturday night we went a drinkin. Started in this GodAwful pseudoAmericanItalian diner in town where the food and service is appalling but they do big fuckoff jugs of cocktails so we enjoyed a couple of them and then went to the bar we used to work in. The evening quickly lost its sparkle because there was noone there we really wanted to talk to and it just made us miss our mates who are away. This dude who I used to work with and have a lot of fun with is back in town after a long absence and the first thing he said to me was you know I used to have a huge crush on you? well, what am I supposed to say, er yeah actually, you made it quite obvious, and? or *giggle* really, oh how sweet, do tell me more? Of course I felt really awkward and just went, um, hum, right, er, so, how have you been?. He just wouldnt talk of anything else though, and got really pissed off when I said I had a boyfriend and said oh, maybe I wont call you then" which just made me think he was a plonker because it seemed he had absolutely no interest in me apart from if he could get in my pants. And I HATE THAT, it's insulting. He also told me why did you cut your hair, it was much better before which just made me want to boot him in the face and say why did you turn into such a twat, you were much more fun before" - before you had "enough friends" - WHO SAYS THAT expecting the girl to be like "oh, i see, no more friend vacancies, eh?...oh, ok, let's fuck then"
cuntface
sorry, obviously i'm pissed off about the whole thing coz i thought he was pretty sound
Anyway, we just went home and got wrecked and snuggled which was much better
Then was the bike ride the next morning
Then was the walking all the way across town because we left the car somewhere dumb
Then was the playing Simpsons Monopoly with Ali's little sister and watching Pecker, which is TERRIBLE
Then was the going to Ham Hill to Hump Suzy (the car)
Then was the going to Lins to watch Tank Girl for the first time Ive given in to that but Ill NEVER watch Spiderman, I SWEAR it was relatively painless as a separate entity from the comics but I cant think about them together because it makes me really angry
Then was the sleeping until midday
And snuggling
And tea and bacon sarnies
And then the breaking down of Suzy due to a snapped clutch cable which the man from the RAC fixed really quickly. I have a horrible feeling it was due to all the humping.
Anyway, to conclude, the weekend has been so lovely, good company, good weather, good activities and good snuggles. I have to reconstruct the person shape out of pillows tonight though, everyone laughs at me for doing it but I just sleep better when i feel I'm not alone, it's not a corny I miss my boyfriend thing.,...much
xx
ps look in pics
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didn't mean to sound patronising!! (as if you couldn't work it out for yourself?!) the drunken mind is an ugly thing. i am damned with the misfortune of still being pretty good with spelling and grammar when intoxicated, hence i can't easily plead incapacitation.
i think i sent a message to a friend on myspace.com asking him if i could tell the world about his giant ball sack. oh god
over and out.