To my fellow Chilis patrons:
I have noticed many interesting things that you do when I see you out dining. Not all of you, but some have taken it upon themselves to be more helpful than necessary to your waitstaff and your fellow diners. For your ease of reading, I will break down my points so that you might find them easier to follow.
1. I know that a restaurant should make you feel at home, but sending your burger back for a new one because lettuce was on the bun seems a little excessive. I know that your wife, and probably Mommy as well, want you to be happy, but your waitstaff cannot read your mind. Lettuce doesn't really change the flavor of food it touches, so there is no worry that you might accidentally eat something healthy.
2. Your waitstaff will generally stand fairly close to your table, therefore there is no need to raise your voice. I for one wasn't raised in a loud environment, such as a circus, and therefore don't need to hear that you've waited too long while you sit across the room.
3. To the gentleman who used the commode sometime before me: You need medical asistance NOW! Feces, and dare I say that was blood mixed together is not a healthy combo. When it is sprayed on the wall behind the commode indicates you may have an emergency. Finish your meal, pay your check, then run like Hell to the nearest hospital.
4. To those sitting at the bar with wifey and me: thanks. You made eating and chatting a real pleasure, as did you bartender Kim. We wish all of you would sit with us more often.
I hope you all made sure that you tipped accordingly and generously. Remember, that it is never appropriate or safe to denigrate or harass those people who handle your food. And finally, please keep your food on the table. I know you might think your 4 year old is cute when he throws bits of food around, but most of us were taught not to play with our food.
Thanks for your time and consideration,
Your fellow stoned Chilis eaters.
I have noticed many interesting things that you do when I see you out dining. Not all of you, but some have taken it upon themselves to be more helpful than necessary to your waitstaff and your fellow diners. For your ease of reading, I will break down my points so that you might find them easier to follow.
1. I know that a restaurant should make you feel at home, but sending your burger back for a new one because lettuce was on the bun seems a little excessive. I know that your wife, and probably Mommy as well, want you to be happy, but your waitstaff cannot read your mind. Lettuce doesn't really change the flavor of food it touches, so there is no worry that you might accidentally eat something healthy.
2. Your waitstaff will generally stand fairly close to your table, therefore there is no need to raise your voice. I for one wasn't raised in a loud environment, such as a circus, and therefore don't need to hear that you've waited too long while you sit across the room.
3. To the gentleman who used the commode sometime before me: You need medical asistance NOW! Feces, and dare I say that was blood mixed together is not a healthy combo. When it is sprayed on the wall behind the commode indicates you may have an emergency. Finish your meal, pay your check, then run like Hell to the nearest hospital.
4. To those sitting at the bar with wifey and me: thanks. You made eating and chatting a real pleasure, as did you bartender Kim. We wish all of you would sit with us more often.
I hope you all made sure that you tipped accordingly and generously. Remember, that it is never appropriate or safe to denigrate or harass those people who handle your food. And finally, please keep your food on the table. I know you might think your 4 year old is cute when he throws bits of food around, but most of us were taught not to play with our food.
Thanks for your time and consideration,
Your fellow stoned Chilis eaters.