This entry is dedicated to my mom...
... because she's way outta control.
I forgot how fucking fun my mom is to hang out with. Holy shit, my stomach and my cheeks hurt sooo bad from laughing. She's a crazy mexican fo sho. Highlight of the evening is when they gave her a sampling of wine at Olive Garden and then she swore she was shitfaced for the rest of the night.
"Mom can you drive?"
"Are you crazy, i had wine!"
"you had like 2 sips!"
"mmm, yeah.. but i feel gooooood."
Haha, she's adorable. She's got all these crazy facial expressions and has the worse ADD ever, it's really amusing.
She's my brightside <3
... because she's way outta control.
I forgot how fucking fun my mom is to hang out with. Holy shit, my stomach and my cheeks hurt sooo bad from laughing. She's a crazy mexican fo sho. Highlight of the evening is when they gave her a sampling of wine at Olive Garden and then she swore she was shitfaced for the rest of the night.
"Mom can you drive?"
"Are you crazy, i had wine!"
"you had like 2 sips!"
"mmm, yeah.. but i feel gooooood."
Haha, she's adorable. She's got all these crazy facial expressions and has the worse ADD ever, it's really amusing.
She's my brightside <3
about the saltines... i've seen hundreds of people do this (in elementary school and other random places) but one of the guys i work with can do it once every few days. and i think he may have gotten 7 or 8 once. he must produce saliva at an unnatural pace or something.
i bet his weiner is shaped funny though.
[Edited on Feb 24, 2005 3:44AM]