Ok, I've had enough, I'm going to shout it from the rooftops, I hate Goldwings, any "motorcycle" that has more useless comfort features then my old car ISN'T a fucking bike! 5.1 Surround Sound set-up, A/C and heat, a plush (heated) seat. So much superfluous crap adding to its already huge waistline, and thats what led to me getting my very first nickname (excluding self given nicknames like 'Greased Lightning' or 'Stan') Winger
It happened when I was rolling out a new Goldwing that was in our shop for a rebuild after being laid down on the highway, however nobody had mentioned anything about the tweaked front end and I ended up sandwiched against a wall with 900+lbs of geriatric steel pressing into my precious precious organs. Anyways, I hope chicks really dig scars because I now have 2 permanent beauties because of those abominations. I really need a smoke right now
It happened when I was rolling out a new Goldwing that was in our shop for a rebuild after being laid down on the highway, however nobody had mentioned anything about the tweaked front end and I ended up sandwiched against a wall with 900+lbs of geriatric steel pressing into my precious precious organs. Anyways, I hope chicks really dig scars because I now have 2 permanent beauties because of those abominations. I really need a smoke right now
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wyatt:
Welcome to SGMC!
andain:
:p See that's why coffee is bad,